The Sick NonSense
Wed, 31/03/2010 - 11:29 by Harry Bow

Following in the powdery footsteps of Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton is reported to have taken a stumble outside a Hollywood club. However, rather than falling into a cactus a la Lilo, the actress apparently just had a little barf instead...

According to the New York Post's Page Six, Mischa Barton had a rough night over the weekend in Hollywood, with a source reporting that the actress headband designer was, like, "totally out of it," before adding:

"A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night." 

At least she reminded everyone of her one screen glory, aged 13. Do it again, Mischa! She's clearly a talented method actress... 

 

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    Emanueltr Thu, 16/09/2010 - 16:36
  • You have both? I'd always pictured you with a Gallagheresque monobrow.

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:15
  • Why "allegedly"?

    Did she vomit INSIDE the club? And anyway if the story's wrong, who cares? She's skint she can't sue. And you could always argue that you were boosting her profile (taps side of head and gives knowing look)

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:00
  • Eh?
    I'm confused. There are many things I can be described as (lazy, over-enthusiastic about wool, really bad at handjobs...) but not self-obsessed. I'm probably more obsessed with poo and the people who live in the flat across from me (they just done bought a futon)

    Oh and good job mentioning Cern, Koshmar. You have raised the IQ of HM quite drastically.

    tescopop Thu, 01/04/2010 - 07:51
  • Ah...that explains the demise of the Rodeo Drive branch of Greggs then!

    erniemilko Thu, 01/04/2010 - 07:47
  • It's a shame, really, Yanks are known for some weird lard alchemy in which they can shoehorn a weeks worth of calories into your average burger.

    retrovertigo Wed, 31/03/2010 - 23:58
  • Oh great - the fucking backslapping sorority. Hey look, the Cern team have discovered something else in the magnitude of the Big Bang: Tescopop's self-importance...

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 20:34
  • Yay - Tesco - you're BACK < capitals in your honour! I put you in the corner the other day :) < emoticon in your honour also. Ignore K, he's almost as much a grumbling old fool as Blart was.

    stella ah trois Wed, 31/03/2010 - 20:03
  • You want both? Really? So fucking demanding.

    stella ah trois Wed, 31/03/2010 - 20:01
  • Yep, quite difficult to get your hands on a kebab or a cheese and onion pastie in LA. I think they're illegal or something, too many carbohydrates in one foodstuff has been outlawed on pain of death.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 31/03/2010 - 16:54
  • Totally agreed, although think she maybe goes a bit easier on the pies and kebabs than the average geordie lass! It just ain't newsworthy!

    erniemilko Wed, 31/03/2010 - 16:30
  • I care not for this story. Back in Newcastle you can't move for flying vomit of a Saturday night. She's just a merry young slag, doing boring things while she tries to ignore her lack of career, like every other chav on the weekend..

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:59
  • Christ K - even she can't be that desperate yet???

    erniemilko Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:25
  • Maybe she'd just finished blowing off Calum Best and gagged with his putrid manfat

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:06
  • Fucking hell little miss self-obsessed returns. Who gave you the password to the internet, Tesco?

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:06
  • I used to vomit on a regular basis back in the day - chemo and pregnancy- CALL THE NEWS TEAM NOW!!!!

    the flange Wed, 31/03/2010 - 14:33
  • Hey. HEY. She is not just a headband designer. She designs shit handbags too. I saw them on Asos. In the sale.

    tescopop Wed, 31/03/2010 - 13:25
  • Just one raised eyebrow?

    slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 12:42
  • Maybe she had a bad prawn sandwich. If my missus has a bad prawn her head swells up like a melon!

    yogithebear Wed, 31/03/2010 - 12:36
  • "not hateful enough to prompt the bile" ha ha ha ha She should have lined her stomach with some protein-rich food before heading off to play.

    And Slug, what kind of sword is that? Mmmm? (Raised eyebrow.)

    stella ah trois Wed, 31/03/2010 - 12:28
  • You're very right. I'd still want to put her to the sword, though, maybe that's just hazy memories from whatever that tv programme was.

    slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 11:49
  • Hmm, not sure what the fascination is with this one - she just seems like another not particularly bad-looking, not particularly good actress!
    She doesn't inspire much of a reaction at all really - not hateful enough to prompt the bile, not gifted enough to warrant praise, and not fucked-up enough to be as interestingly mental as the Lohan or Spears products of the child-fame treadmill!

    erniemilko Wed, 31/03/2010 - 11:45
  • Hmm, not sure what the fascination is with this one - she just seems like another not particularly bad-looking, not particularly good actress!
    She doesn't inspire much of a reaction at all really - not hateful enough to prompt the bile, not gifted enough to warrant praise, and not fucked-up enough to be as interestingly mental as the Lohan or Spears products of the child-fame treadmill!

    erniemilko Wed, 31/03/2010 - 11:45
  • You're very right. I'd still want to put her to the sword, though, maybe that's just hazy memories from whatever that tv programme was.

    slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 11:49
  • "not hateful enough to prompt the bile" ha ha ha ha She should have lined her stomach with some protein-rich food before heading off to play.

    And Slug, what kind of sword is that? Mmmm? (Raised eyebrow.)

    stella ah trois Wed, 31/03/2010 - 12:28
  • Maybe she had a bad prawn sandwich. If my missus has a bad prawn her head swells up like a melon!

    yogithebear Wed, 31/03/2010 - 12:36
  • Just one raised eyebrow?

    slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 12:42
  • Hey. HEY. She is not just a headband designer. She designs shit handbags too. I saw them on Asos. In the sale.

    tescopop Wed, 31/03/2010 - 13:25
  • I used to vomit on a regular basis back in the day - chemo and pregnancy- CALL THE NEWS TEAM NOW!!!!

    the flange Wed, 31/03/2010 - 14:33
  • Fucking hell little miss self-obsessed returns. Who gave you the password to the internet, Tesco?

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:06
  • Maybe she'd just finished blowing off Calum Best and gagged with his putrid manfat

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:06
  • Christ K - even she can't be that desperate yet???

    erniemilko Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:25
  • I care not for this story. Back in Newcastle you can't move for flying vomit of a Saturday night. She's just a merry young slag, doing boring things while she tries to ignore her lack of career, like every other chav on the weekend..

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 31/03/2010 - 15:59
  • Totally agreed, although think she maybe goes a bit easier on the pies and kebabs than the average geordie lass! It just ain't newsworthy!

    erniemilko Wed, 31/03/2010 - 16:30
  • Yep, quite difficult to get your hands on a kebab or a cheese and onion pastie in LA. I think they're illegal or something, too many carbohydrates in one foodstuff has been outlawed on pain of death.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 31/03/2010 - 16:54
  • You want both? Really? So fucking demanding.

    stella ah trois Wed, 31/03/2010 - 20:01
  • Yay - Tesco - you're BACK < capitals in your honour! I put you in the corner the other day :) < emoticon in your honour also. Ignore K, he's almost as much a grumbling old fool as Blart was.

    stella ah trois Wed, 31/03/2010 - 20:03
  • Oh great - the fucking backslapping sorority. Hey look, the Cern team have discovered something else in the magnitude of the Big Bang: Tescopop's self-importance...

    koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 20:34
  • It's a shame, really, Yanks are known for some weird lard alchemy in which they can shoehorn a weeks worth of calories into your average burger.

    retrovertigo Wed, 31/03/2010 - 23:58
  • Ah...that explains the demise of the Rodeo Drive branch of Greggs then!

    erniemilko Thu, 01/04/2010 - 07:47
  • Eh?
    I'm confused. There are many things I can be described as (lazy, over-enthusiastic about wool, really bad at handjobs...) but not self-obsessed. I'm probably more obsessed with poo and the people who live in the flat across from me (they just done bought a futon)

    Oh and good job mentioning Cern, Koshmar. You have raised the IQ of HM quite drastically.

    tescopop Thu, 01/04/2010 - 07:51
  • Why "allegedly"?

    Did she vomit INSIDE the club? And anyway if the story's wrong, who cares? She's skint she can't sue. And you could always argue that you were boosting her profile (taps side of head and gives knowing look)

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:00
  • You have both? I'd always pictured you with a Gallagheresque monobrow.

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 01/04/2010 - 13:15
  • Thank you for this beautiful article e okul veli bilgilendirme sistemi . I took e-okul bilgilendirme great pleasure in reading e-okul nedir? . I have been writing continuously to follow always e okul sistemine giriş . Wishing to do e-okul öğrenci girişi so much good shares. In the meantime, sometimes I'm e okul öğrenci arama having problems entering your site. If you are interested in this subject better e okul öğretmen girişi . Many thanks++güzel sözler

    Emanueltr Thu, 16/09/2010 - 16:36

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