Law and disorder
Tue, 19/01/2010 - 12:38 by HM writer

Mischa Barton was on set in New York's Meatpacking district for her highly anticipated role as Gladys the pregnant prostitute for Law and Order: SVU. And she seemed to be giving a convincing portrayal, although the suggestive sucking of the red lollipop and leopard print jacket helped us understand that she's playing a hooker...

Mind you, her outfit yesterday was 1000 times better than the clothes she's been wearing recently.

Sharon Stone will also appear on the show, as an ex-cop turned prosecutor over four episodes. And following the axing of her latest series 'Beauiful Life', directed by Ashton Kutcher, which was dropped due to poor ratings, Mischa had said on TV work:

"I think I need to back away from the whole TV approach. That whole world of network television probably isn't, for me, a good idea now. I need to start reading for more serious roles.

 

"I want to go fighting for interesting things and look for something that's going to be interesting for me."

Well, at least she hasn't had to turn to prostitution in real life...

  • It'd be more realistic if she wiped her makeup off and showed her real methface....

    blurgle Thu, 04/02/2010 - 21:34
  • Playing prositutes already? Are things that bad? Let's hope the part's not research for a life that's yet to come poor cow.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:40
  • Yes, MJ. It will be all hugely disappointing for you. Don't hang your head in grief though - there's still the Lohan sex tape to come...

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 20:00
  • At ease then. Wouldn't want you to step out of your comfort zone.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 19:58
  • I thought the point of such a classy outfit was to leave as little to the perverted male imagination as possible Stella?? Oh, and would too.

    erniemilko Tue, 19/01/2010 - 16:19
  • Tights ? How impractical.

    tigerstail Tue, 19/01/2010 - 16:16
  • I'm disappointed to learn from your good self and MJ that our ladies of the sex worker industry have not moved on since modeling themselves on some heart of gold prossy in an episode of the Sweeney. Or maybe they know that men's imaginations haven't moved on...

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 15:39
  • Who wants to bet that the extent of Miss Bartons acting will be putting on a "New Joirsey" accent and pretending to be a bit tough whilst showing some leg.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:40
  • Oh god. I wonder what time he starts his patrol? Quick. Out of here.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:11
  • Oddly convincing and yes, I would.

    slug Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:01
  • I can guarantee that her outfit is authentic, although she is definitely at the lower end (i.e. "£20 for unprotected anal") of the market.......just how I like them.

    Let's just hope Officer Dibble doesn't get wind of it or both myself and Ms Barton will be in a spot of botehr

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:56
  • you'd have thought the producers would have sprung for make-up and wardrobe. lohan'll be after those shoes...

    switch Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:38
  • Can we get Minxy's opinion on all this? Not sure if Mischa's characterisation is perhaps a tiny bit cliched? Maybe?

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:24
  • how much is a wank then?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:00
  • how much is a wank then?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:00
  • Can we get Minxy's opinion on all this? Not sure if Mischa's characterisation is perhaps a tiny bit cliched? Maybe?

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:24
  • you'd have thought the producers would have sprung for make-up and wardrobe. lohan'll be after those shoes...

    switch Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:38
  • I can guarantee that her outfit is authentic, although she is definitely at the lower end (i.e. "£20 for unprotected anal") of the market.......just how I like them.

    Let's just hope Officer Dibble doesn't get wind of it or both myself and Ms Barton will be in a spot of botehr

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 13:56
  • Oddly convincing and yes, I would.

    slug Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:01
  • Oh god. I wonder what time he starts his patrol? Quick. Out of here.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:11
  • Who wants to bet that the extent of Miss Bartons acting will be putting on a "New Joirsey" accent and pretending to be a bit tough whilst showing some leg.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 19/01/2010 - 14:40
  • I'm disappointed to learn from your good self and MJ that our ladies of the sex worker industry have not moved on since modeling themselves on some heart of gold prossy in an episode of the Sweeney. Or maybe they know that men's imaginations haven't moved on...

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 15:39
  • Tights ? How impractical.

    tigerstail Tue, 19/01/2010 - 16:16
  • I thought the point of such a classy outfit was to leave as little to the perverted male imagination as possible Stella?? Oh, and would too.

    erniemilko Tue, 19/01/2010 - 16:19
  • At ease then. Wouldn't want you to step out of your comfort zone.

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 19:58
  • Yes, MJ. It will be all hugely disappointing for you. Don't hang your head in grief though - there's still the Lohan sex tape to come...

    stella ah trois Tue, 19/01/2010 - 20:00
  • Playing prositutes already? Are things that bad? Let's hope the part's not research for a life that's yet to come poor cow.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 19/01/2010 - 21:40
  • It'd be more realistic if she wiped her makeup off and showed her real methface....

    blurgle Thu, 04/02/2010 - 21:34

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