We're not sure why Mischa Barton is standing so close to the edge of a ravine - perhaps that's where her pants vanished, but we're just glad that there's a happy ending to this emo version of a Dear Deirdre photo montage...

Mischa Barton and her boyfriend Ali Love were out in Milan last night. The gentlemanly thing to do - in many senses - would've been for Ali to give Mischa his coat, but instead she enjoyed Italy al fresco... Breezy.

We're not 100 per cent sure of the order of events, but it looks like Ali dragged his girlfriend window shopping around guitar shops (yeah, that'll sort out your music career, Ali, better instruments), before bored Mischa stropped off to a bridge and threatened to throw herself off. Luckily Ali realised the error of his ways and gently wept on her shoulder before enjoying a make-out sesh.

Look, a one point in the day, they even bumped into Mischa's two fans. So eventful.