MOCA Gala: Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Kirsten Dunst and Gwen Stefani are better than you

13 Kirsten Dunst Ginnifer Goodwin advert Patricia Arquette Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani Priscilla Presley Rosanna Arquette advert Rose McGowan Kristin Davis Kate Bosworth Jennifer Love-Hewitt advert Rosetta Getty and Balthazar Getty Will Ferrell and Viveca Paulin

Liz Goldwyn and Chloe Sevigny

Pretentious? No. You just don't understand

Mon, 15/11/2010 - 13:07 by John Hill

MOCA stands for Museum of Contemporary Art, and if you have to ask then it's probably not for you. Los Angeles, known for its down-to-earth inhabitants, geological instabilities and vajazzling hosted the MOCA gala event last night, except it wasn't an event it was 'a happening', so don't be such a peasant, broaden your mind please.

Chanel bags were given to all the guests, because, to put it simply, they're better than you and they deserve it. What's Gwen Stefani ever done, you ask? Perhaps you remember a little old song called Don't Speak? And Jennifer Love-Hewitt? Party of Five, you chump, Party of Five.

Anyway, while we're sure the party was a real treat for everyone who went and we hope they had a chance to stare deep and hard into their own navels, it's also important to recognise those who attended who were less fortunate than those cultural leaders. Patricia Arquette, (who's brother seems to be going crackers without Monica FromFriends to look after him) popped along looking a trifle sad, Will Ferrell turned up with his wife Viveca Paulin looking pretty normal, Rose McGowan looked great and Priscilla Presley just looked unusual.

Also Chloe Sevigny. Very now, very edgy. Devendra Banhart in a dress, chuckles.

Chloe Sevigny pictures, Gwen Stefani pictures, Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Patricia Arquette, Will Ferrell

Comments

Hahahaha. Good. Most actresses are unemployed nowadays. Makes them even eviler but at least they can't be smug as well as foul.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/11/2010 - 11:19
My ex is an actress. 100% morally bankrupt. 100% emotionally unstable. 100% unemployed. *Smirk*
forestmonkey Wed, 17/11/2010 - 02:41
It's more the skinniness Ken. And I'm not denying she's a looker. She's just one of those birds that says the first bullshit that passes through her seemingly, mostly vain, mostly empty noggin...You think she's curvy? I'm not a fan so I haven't seen her recently but she cropped up presenting some weird awards programme a year or so ago and she was thin as a pin with an enormously long neck and I thought, right if that's the template for all women now then I'm going back to bed. And no, I'm not a clinically obese minger with a huge chip on my shoulder, I've just worked around actresses for years and some of them look nice and act like horrible, dismissive bastards. The profession makes them competitive and mental. And the further they get from their twenties, the more horrible they can be. Half of those little treasures you see on screen are disgusting human beings off. And the most surprising actors/actresses are absolutely lovely. That's my penny worth.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 16/11/2010 - 15:47
@Urfugginjokin : How can you call JLH a "Gangler"?
She's about Muppet size with curves, you couldn't get further removed from Runway Model sized if you tried.
ken tate Tue, 16/11/2010 - 03:38
How fucking ridiculous are you twat writing this?! Who is Gwen Stefani---What has she ever done?! Gwen is probably the most famous women at the FUCKING EVENT! GWEN.....Was in No Doubt...Huge in the 90s...Then had all her Chart topping pop songs in the 2000's......And has her fashion line which is the most successful celebrity fashion line worn by many other celebs...............And shes had all her extremely successful perfume ranges! AND.....SHE HAS BEEN IN AN OSCAR WINNING FILM WITH LEONARDO DICAPRIO! So WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU MAY REMEMBER A SONG CALLED 'DONT SPEAK' SHES DONE ALL FUCKING THAT!!!
jammer Mon, 15/11/2010 - 17:58
Two things.
1) I fucking hate Jennifer Love Hewitt. Self satisfied little mong once did this article slagging off British dramas as you should only want to watch Hollywood race-horses like her in feel-good movies. She said "Who wants to watch gross looking people crying all over each other". I'd rather watch that than wooden-headed talent-vacuums like her. She has a terrifyingly long neck, and before this preposterous fashion for women shaped like flagpoles, she would have been mocked at school til she killed herself for being such a gangler. She should count herself lucky.
2) Mr Getty. Is that the one that Sienna Millar gettied away from his wife and four kids, only for him to have now returned? Hahahhaa. Not seen her in many films lately. Wonder if that's got anything to do with annoying American royalty??? You see, being a spoilt, social climbing, heartless slag does catch up with you eventually.
Urfugginjokin Mon, 15/11/2010 - 16:39

Two things.
1) I fucking hate Jennifer Love Hewitt. Self satisfied little mong once did this article slagging off British dramas as you should only want to watch Hollywood race-horses like her in feel-good movies. She said "Who wants to watch gross looking people crying all over each other". I'd rather watch that than wooden-headed talent-vacuums like her. She has a terrifyingly long neck, and before this preposterous fashion for women shaped like flagpoles, she would have been mocked at school til she killed herself for being such a gangler. She should count herself lucky.
2) Mr Getty. Is that the one that Sienna Millar gettied away from his wife and four kids, only for him to have now returned? Hahahhaa. Not seen her in many films lately. Wonder if that's got anything to do with annoying American royalty??? You see, being a spoilt, social climbing, heartless slag does catch up with you eventually.
Urfugginjokin Mon, 15/11/2010 - 16:39
How fucking ridiculous are you twat writing this?! Who is Gwen Stefani---What has she ever done?! Gwen is probably the most famous women at the FUCKING EVENT! GWEN.....Was in No Doubt...Huge in the 90s...Then had all her Chart topping pop songs in the 2000's......And has her fashion line which is the most successful celebrity fashion line worn by many other celebs...............And shes had all her extremely successful perfume ranges! AND.....SHE HAS BEEN IN AN OSCAR WINNING FILM WITH LEONARDO DICAPRIO! So WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU MAY REMEMBER A SONG CALLED 'DONT SPEAK' SHES DONE ALL FUCKING THAT!!!
jammer Mon, 15/11/2010 - 17:58
@Urfugginjokin : How can you call JLH a "Gangler"?
She's about Muppet size with curves, you couldn't get further removed from Runway Model sized if you tried.
ken tate Tue, 16/11/2010 - 03:38
It's more the skinniness Ken. And I'm not denying she's a looker. She's just one of those birds that says the first bullshit that passes through her seemingly, mostly vain, mostly empty noggin...You think she's curvy? I'm not a fan so I haven't seen her recently but she cropped up presenting some weird awards programme a year or so ago and she was thin as a pin with an enormously long neck and I thought, right if that's the template for all women now then I'm going back to bed. And no, I'm not a clinically obese minger with a huge chip on my shoulder, I've just worked around actresses for years and some of them look nice and act like horrible, dismissive bastards. The profession makes them competitive and mental. And the further they get from their twenties, the more horrible they can be. Half of those little treasures you see on screen are disgusting human beings off. And the most surprising actors/actresses are absolutely lovely. That's my penny worth.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 16/11/2010 - 15:47
My ex is an actress. 100% morally bankrupt. 100% emotionally unstable. 100% unemployed. *Smirk*
forestmonkey Wed, 17/11/2010 - 02:41
Hahahaha. Good. Most actresses are unemployed nowadays. Makes them even eviler but at least they can't be smug as well as foul.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 18/11/2010 - 11:19