Model claims she had fling with Peter Andre, despite vow of celibacy

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Peter Andre and Maddy Ford

A Whole New World - of lies

Mon, 01/03/2010 - 11:27 by HM writer

Despite Peter Andre claiming he was going to abstain from sex (something he probably wished he'd decided to do three-and-a-half years ago) a model called Maddy Ford has come forward to announce that she Andre had a three-month affair (of mostly just sex) during his supposed celibacy...

Andre began a fling with Ford (pictured being fondled above by Sir Richard Branson) eight days after his divorce form Katie Price, confirming to the NOTW, after the model sold her story to the tabloid over the weekend:

"Yes it's true. I was intimate with Maddy on a handful of occasions. We both went into it with our eyes open, and let's just say I certainly know how to pick 'em!"

Perhaps it's best to avoid glamour models then...

Prepare to lose your breakfast, as Ford told the NOTW that Andre loved to lick chocolate body oil off her body and how she would massage him during sex sessions with Diamante Dog tags (we thought people stopped wearing those in the 90s along with camouflage combat trousers - but then again, she also admitted that she gave him crystal encrusted hair straightners as a gift)...

She said:

"Pete blew me away in bed. Every time we made love, he liked to put on Sade's The Love Album in the background. He especially loved to have sex to the track This Is No Ordinary Love. He told me to go out and buy the album and think of him every time I played it. Pete was incredibly romantic like that."

She added:

"His body was incredible and he was so affectionate. I know Jordan once claimed his manhood was the size of an acorn but that is categorically not true. Peter was perfect in every way."

Apart from when he dumped her. And sues her, which he plans to do now that she has broken a confidentiality agreement by speaking about their relationship.

And any excuse...

Peter Andre pictures, Katie Price, Peter Andre

Comments

He could always return to the obvious solution...
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:01
Wait a minute - and he's going to sue her? What for? She's made him sound good. Instead of relying on daft stories to boost his profile, why doesn't he get a job? The Olympics people are looking for labourers. He could do worse...
PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 23:34
Branson with biceps?! Since when??!
God in a hot balloon - more wrong than her camel-foot. Next time love wear a pair of briefs. As for sleeping with Peter Andre, why would you admit to that? I'd have kept that shit quiet. I wouldn't want it getting about that Peter fucking Andre had licked MY love pudding. I'd rather admit to sniffing my cat's arse.
PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 23:20
Maybe that's the only method by which he can get a girl frothing at the gash. So to speak.
spandex Mon, 01/03/2010 - 19:17
I always remember some lads mag feature from years ago when they were talking to various celebs about their foreplay technique, in it Peter Andre said

"I like to break an alka-setzer in half and pop it on my tongue before going down on a girl"

Now I'm no expert (what with being a holy man an' all) but that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you ladies would enjoy.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 01/03/2010 - 17:17
"Andre loved to lick chocolate body oil off her body"

Oh Christ, can you imagine that simpering little prick slobbering all over you like an overaffectionate, hairgelled dog?
I think I'd sick up a bit.
retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:51
Personally I'm a big fan of a bit of cling around the clam.

This was obviously a promotion for the Virgin swipe card facility.
merylhighground Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:28
I'm with Miss Jojo-very upsetting!

Note to self-if I am ever going to be given a wedgie by Richard Branson, must avoid red sateeeeeen shorts being hoisted up my what-not. Ouch!
kittyk Mon, 01/03/2010 - 14:41
Off topic I know and I realise these were the pics they perhaps didn't use for whatever they were promoting - bit of clue with the old virgin broad band sticker I suppose - but who the fuck do they employ to get it right? Clearly it was their day off. Worse publicity photos since that Geldof bint shat on the dodgems for Ultima.
stella ah trois Mon, 01/03/2010 - 12:01
I'm scarred by the camel hiding in the red shorts...
miss-jojo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 11:51

I'm scarred by the camel hiding in the red shorts...
miss-jojo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 11:51
Off topic I know and I realise these were the pics they perhaps didn't use for whatever they were promoting - bit of clue with the old virgin broad band sticker I suppose - but who the fuck do they employ to get it right? Clearly it was their day off. Worse publicity photos since that Geldof bint shat on the dodgems for Ultima.
stella ah trois Mon, 01/03/2010 - 12:01
I'm with Miss Jojo-very upsetting!

Note to self-if I am ever going to be given a wedgie by Richard Branson, must avoid red sateeeeeen shorts being hoisted up my what-not. Ouch!
kittyk Mon, 01/03/2010 - 14:41
Personally I'm a big fan of a bit of cling around the clam.

This was obviously a promotion for the Virgin swipe card facility.
merylhighground Mon, 01/03/2010 - 15:28
"Andre loved to lick chocolate body oil off her body"

Oh Christ, can you imagine that simpering little prick slobbering all over you like an overaffectionate, hairgelled dog?
I think I'd sick up a bit.
retrovertigo Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:51
I always remember some lads mag feature from years ago when they were talking to various celebs about their foreplay technique, in it Peter Andre said

"I like to break an alka-setzer in half and pop it on my tongue before going down on a girl"

Now I'm no expert (what with being a holy man an' all) but that doesn't sound like the sort of thing you ladies would enjoy.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 01/03/2010 - 17:17
Maybe that's the only method by which he can get a girl frothing at the gash. So to speak.
spandex Mon, 01/03/2010 - 19:17
Branson with biceps?! Since when??!
God in a hot balloon - more wrong than her camel-foot. Next time love wear a pair of briefs. As for sleeping with Peter Andre, why would you admit to that? I'd have kept that shit quiet. I wouldn't want it getting about that Peter fucking Andre had licked MY love pudding. I'd rather admit to sniffing my cat's arse.
PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 23:20
Wait a minute - and he's going to sue her? What for? She's made him sound good. Instead of relying on daft stories to boost his profile, why doesn't he get a job? The Olympics people are looking for labourers. He could do worse...
PuddyTwat Mon, 01/03/2010 - 23:34
He could always return to the obvious solution...
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:01