Fri, 20/11/2009 - 14:47 By Mopsa
Beautiful models were eating portions the size of a 5 pence coin washed back with enough booze to make them oblivious to their breasts were hanging out at the Marie Claire Prix de la Mode awards in Madrid. The guests included Helena Christensen, Tommy Hilfiger and Emilla De Poret (eh?).
We haven't seen a nipple slip that surprising since, yep, you guessed it - Uchea. Even the man on her left felt it worthy of a round of applause...
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
Holy Moly gets a live birds eye view of Bex BB's backside.X Factor's Lloyd Daniels gets a Holy Moly InterrogationX Factor: Holy Moly interrogates Danyl Johnson 
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (7)
how long is a china man
Over to you kwebb
Do you want to educate our friend here about left-arm, 'over-the-wrist' merchants or just post up a video of Simon Katich trying to put it on a length?
Is that Ronan Keating?
Put it away love. It looks like a junk of luncheon meat.
Puddy, it looks like that spam you can get with the egg going through the middle of it *chunders*
Looks like a slim Boris Becker.
What is it that is "super" about these models? Can they go faster, higher, further? The "super" salaries they get don't make them any fucking happier, that's for sure - I'm convinced the shitty food and portions they're "lashing" into makes them have that miserable gurning look.
Get a proper meal down you, luv. You might get some meat on those excuses for top testicles you have, then they won't slide out when you wear a dress that's meant to hold a woman's body....