Off her tits
Fri, 20/11/2009 - 15:47 by HM writer

Lucky for supermodel Lily Donaldson that she was seated next to the perfect gentleman, who was too engrossed in her conversation to notice that her saucer sized nipple was making a bid for freedom...

Beautiful models were eating portions the size of a 5 pence coin washed back with enough booze to make them oblivious to their breasts were hanging out at the Marie Claire Prix de la Mode awards in Madrid. The guests included Helena Christensen, Tommy Hilfiger and Emilla De Poret (eh?).

We haven't seen a nipple slip that surprising since, yep, you guessed it - Uchea. Even the man on her left felt it worthy of a round of applause...

  • What is it that is "super" about these models? Can they go faster, higher, further? The "super" salaries they get don't make them any fucking happier, that's for sure - I'm convinced the shitty food and portions they're "lashing" into makes them have that miserable gurning look.

    Get a proper meal down you, luv. You might get some meat on those excuses for top testicles you have, then they won't slide out when you wear a dress that's meant to hold a woman's body....

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:01
  • Puddy, it looks like that spam you can get with the egg going through the middle of it *chunders*

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 12:55
  • Looks like a slim Boris Becker.

    whereswaldo Fri, 20/11/2009 - 19:29
  • Put it away love. It looks like a junk of luncheon meat.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 18:03
  • Is that Ronan Keating?

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:45
  • Over to you kwebb

    Do you want to educate our friend here about left-arm, 'over-the-wrist' merchants or just post up a video of Simon Katich trying to put it on a length?

    jiggerycock Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:41
  • how long is a china man

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:18
  • how long is a china man

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:18
  • Over to you kwebb

    Do you want to educate our friend here about left-arm, 'over-the-wrist' merchants or just post up a video of Simon Katich trying to put it on a length?

    jiggerycock Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:41
  • Is that Ronan Keating?

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:45
  • Put it away love. It looks like a junk of luncheon meat.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 18:03
  • Looks like a slim Boris Becker.

    whereswaldo Fri, 20/11/2009 - 19:29
  • Puddy, it looks like that spam you can get with the egg going through the middle of it *chunders*

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 12:55
  • What is it that is "super" about these models? Can they go faster, higher, further? The "super" salaries they get don't make them any fucking happier, that's for sure - I'm convinced the shitty food and portions they're "lashing" into makes them have that miserable gurning look.

    Get a proper meal down you, luv. You might get some meat on those excuses for top testicles you have, then they won't slide out when you wear a dress that's meant to hold a woman's body....

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:01

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