Can't put a price on love (unless you're called Katie)
Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:53 by HM writer

More details on Katie Price and Alex Reid's "private and simple" wedding ceremony in a Vegas chapel with just the ITV2 TV crew from her reality show and her publicist present, are slowly emerging. And they're everything you could have wished for, and more...

Reid and Price apparently held the ceremony at the Chapel of the Wynn Hotel in front of manager Diana Colbert, make-up artist Gary Cockerill and some TV crew as mentioned before (we thought we'd mention it again) which lasted 22 minutes. Two minutes to say 'I do', twenty to pose for photographs.

The gruesome twosome then spent £2,000 on kinky underwear and other items for the bedroom (these we imagine) and went back to their £5,000-a-night suite where they lolled about in dollar bills and reanacted that scene from Indecent Proposal.

But it definitely sounds exactly like a marriage based "purely on their love for each other" and, we stress, has not been made with "any media deal in place"....

Apart from that rumoured £1million with a magazine for the exclusive pictures. Oh come on, that Planet Hollywood honeymoon suite isn't going to pay for itself now, is it?

Meanwhile, Andre turned up at the Radio One studios this morning (probably to flog this and must have just finished this) and refused to comment on Price's and Reid's wedding. Instead he replied, "I don't speak English." If only, Peter, if only...

  • Well, a million dollars can't be ignored, i wouldn't be surprised if they had accepted those money from the magazine which wanted exclusive pictures. I just hope they knew how to spend them though, if i was in their place i would have chosen a Hawaii hotels honeymoon, but i guess the most important thing is for them to love each other.

    annie24 Thu, 10/02/2011 - 18:01
  • Please no more Katie Price, aka Jordan........hell, she'l be presenting News at Ten next.

    Nykola Wed, 28/07/2010 - 00:22
  • Fucking right on Baby!!!!!

    Dawthecunt Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:04
  • chloe and balenciaga coach handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:19
  • All Hail The Worm!

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 04/02/2010 - 00:56
  • little white chapel of LIES and Publicity should be read in the dailey mail, with the ORANGE SLUT blowing her dick whistle!

    dancingworm Wed, 03/02/2010 - 23:10
  • Can you imagine the fucking love gravy these two are going to produce? *projectile vomits*

    koshmar Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:30
  • There has to be a personality disorder which explains her behaviour. Her only reason for conintuing to live is publicity, Good preferrably but it doesnt really seem to matter to her.

    She's only married this buffon because the public don't hate him right now, when we did she was after ditching him for the orange moron he clearly is. Isnt there a mental health act? Get a SWAT team, dart her and put her in a strait jacket away from the sunlight.

    sarahleone Wed, 03/02/2010 - 16:48
  • I personally think she looks utterly fuckable, there again I've always had a thing for ruthless cunts.

    lovetoast Wed, 03/02/2010 - 16:46
  • I would pay £1million to see such a holy union take place. This pish, though, can fuck off.

    tescopop Wed, 03/02/2010 - 16:18
  • I can't wait to see the Kid from this union of twats...A spastic to go with the Black Blind Retarded Cunt she had a few years ago. HA

    Dawthecunt Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:19
  • It's like Dancing Worm's got a job now.

    dandyboy Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:02
  • Planet Hollywood, klassy. Couldn't afford to stay at one of the nicer ones then? Wynn wouldn't even comp the great Katie Price a room? Ahaha.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:51
  • I think this is probably my favourite bit

    "Apart the PR company responsible for these two who gave out this information and that rumoured £1million for the exclusive pictures. Oh come on, that Planet Hollywood honeymoon suite's not going to pay for itself now, is it?"

    The pulitzer prize awaits......

    Edit : Yes you can change what you wrote Mopsa but we all know the truth.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:37
  • Ha ha ha.....probably be a bit more believable than this media induced charade

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:37
  • Pic 11
    Wait, what, Joan Collins married Michael Jordan...?

    tescopop Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:17
  • great bit of stream of consciousness writing, now can we have the proper article please?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:20
  • great bit of stream of consciousness writing, now can we have the proper article please?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:20
  • Pic 11
    Wait, what, Joan Collins married Michael Jordan...?

    tescopop Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:17
  • Ha ha ha.....probably be a bit more believable than this media induced charade

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:37
  • I think this is probably my favourite bit

    "Apart the PR company responsible for these two who gave out this information and that rumoured £1million for the exclusive pictures. Oh come on, that Planet Hollywood honeymoon suite's not going to pay for itself now, is it?"

    The pulitzer prize awaits......

    Edit : Yes you can change what you wrote Mopsa but we all know the truth.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:37
  • Planet Hollywood, klassy. Couldn't afford to stay at one of the nicer ones then? Wynn wouldn't even comp the great Katie Price a room? Ahaha.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:51
  • It's like Dancing Worm's got a job now.

    dandyboy Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:02
  • I can't wait to see the Kid from this union of twats...A spastic to go with the Black Blind Retarded Cunt she had a few years ago. HA

    Dawthecunt Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:19
  • I would pay £1million to see such a holy union take place. This pish, though, can fuck off.

    tescopop Wed, 03/02/2010 - 16:18
  • I personally think she looks utterly fuckable, there again I've always had a thing for ruthless cunts.

    lovetoast Wed, 03/02/2010 - 16:46
  • There has to be a personality disorder which explains her behaviour. Her only reason for conintuing to live is publicity, Good preferrably but it doesnt really seem to matter to her.

    She's only married this buffon because the public don't hate him right now, when we did she was after ditching him for the orange moron he clearly is. Isnt there a mental health act? Get a SWAT team, dart her and put her in a strait jacket away from the sunlight.

    sarahleone Wed, 03/02/2010 - 16:48
  • Can you imagine the fucking love gravy these two are going to produce? *projectile vomits*

    koshmar Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:30
  • little white chapel of LIES and Publicity should be read in the dailey mail, with the ORANGE SLUT blowing her dick whistle!

    dancingworm Wed, 03/02/2010 - 23:10
  • All Hail The Worm!

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 04/02/2010 - 00:56
  • chloe and balenciaga coach handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:19
  • Fucking right on Baby!!!!!

    Dawthecunt Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:04
  • Please no more Katie Price, aka Jordan........hell, she'l be presenting News at Ten next.

    Nykola Wed, 28/07/2010 - 00:22
  • Well, a million dollars can't be ignored, i wouldn't be surprised if they had accepted those money from the magazine which wanted exclusive pictures. I just hope they knew how to spend them though, if i was in their place i would have chosen a Hawaii hotels honeymoon, but i guess the most important thing is for them to love each other.

    annie24 Thu, 10/02/2011 - 18:01

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