Reid and Price apparently held the ceremony at the Chapel of the Wynn Hotel in front of manager Diana Colbert, make-up artist Gary Cockerill and some TV crew as mentioned before (we thought we'd mention it again) which lasted 22 minutes. Two minutes to say 'I do', twenty to pose for photographs.

The gruesome twosome then spent £2,000 on kinky underwear and other items for the bedroom (these we imagine) and went back to their £5,000-a-night suite where they lolled about in dollar bills and reanacted that scene from Indecent Proposal.

But it definitely sounds exactly like a marriage based "purely on their love for each other" and, we stress, has not been made with "any media deal in place"....

Apart from that rumoured £1million with a magazine for the exclusive pictures. Oh come on, that Planet Hollywood honeymoon suite isn't going to pay for itself now, is it?

Meanwhile, Andre turned up at the Radio One studios this morning (probably to flog this and must have just finished this) and refused to comment on Price's and Reid's wedding. Instead he replied, "I don't speak English." If only, Peter, if only...

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