What Kate wore next...
Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:10 by HM writer

It's the end of Paris Fashion Week, so let's celebrate with some final pictures of Kate Moss and her nipples tucked inside a leather polo neck. Vanessa Feltz should have worn something like that last night instead...

Oh, the chafing...

Kate Moss and her craggy faced boyfriend Jamie Hince were arriving at the Mui Mui show in Paris where their seats on the front row were reserved. And Kate was looking remarkably fresh-faced despite her diet of 200 Marlboro lights (and that's just for breakfast) but then again, Hince was looking like he'd been recently exhumed so it wasn't really saying too much. As Hince opted for ankle-swingers (we're not sure whether that was deliberate or not though) Kate wore a skin-tight leather dress, our favourite outfit so far. Apart from everything Prince has worn...

  • I saw a picture of her in that Prada dress on another web site a while back.
    I had a decent wank whilst fantasising about her..

    ken tate Thu, 26/11/2009 - 04:14
  • i've seen bigger tits on a bird bath

    mastergump Fri, 09/10/2009 - 10:17
  • What about the fact that her mothering is non existant. The child thinks of her as Sister Kate thats how much time she spends with her, why have a child if its real mother is the nanny! We are bored with her brattyness and pompous attitude towards the public, go away kate and take your wobbly knees, crocked teeth and wanker boyfriend with you!

    dancingworm Fri, 09/10/2009 - 06:46
  • She is a fucking skank, and anyone here who thinks she's worth the effort of a shag is seriously deluded. Fucking horrible thruppennys as well...

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:35
  • Why are there no pics of a) Megan Fox or b) Rihanna in a tight black see thru dress?

    Standards are slipping HM... tut

    fuckwit Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:40
  • The absolutely marvellous thing about Kate Moss is she's beginning to majorly go off the boil. She was out the other day with her kebab brass-rubbed onto a hideous pair of breeks, she's out here with a dodgy looking geezer looking for all the world like she's just picked up her outfit off the floor of Peacocks and legged it without paying the hefty £15 it surely was.

    She's always been our own version of trailer trash and now she looks like it. The overrated skank.

    sarahleone Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:34
  • "bring out the gimp"
    "the gimps sleeping"
    "well I guess you'd best go wake him up then"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:10
  • Dear Kate Moss,

    You are an ugly, overrated old hag with beady little pig eyes and ratty inturned teeth. Your tits resemble fried eggs on an ironing board, and your boyfriend looks like one of Dick Van Dyke's backing dancers in Mary Poppins. You are a terrible role model for your daughter. Stop being a slag and sort your shit out so your child doesn't turn out like the Geldof spawn.

    Kind regards,

    etc.

    BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:32
  • what a lovely pair of twits

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:27
  • what a lovely pair of twits

    the flange Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:27
  • Dear Kate Moss,

    You are an ugly, overrated old hag with beady little pig eyes and ratty inturned teeth. Your tits resemble fried eggs on an ironing board, and your boyfriend looks like one of Dick Van Dyke's backing dancers in Mary Poppins. You are a terrible role model for your daughter. Stop being a slag and sort your shit out so your child doesn't turn out like the Geldof spawn.

    Kind regards,

    etc.

    BustySinclair Thu, 08/10/2009 - 14:32
  • "bring out the gimp"
    "the gimps sleeping"
    "well I guess you'd best go wake him up then"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:10
  • The absolutely marvellous thing about Kate Moss is she's beginning to majorly go off the boil. She was out the other day with her kebab brass-rubbed onto a hideous pair of breeks, she's out here with a dodgy looking geezer looking for all the world like she's just picked up her outfit off the floor of Peacocks and legged it without paying the hefty £15 it surely was.

    She's always been our own version of trailer trash and now she looks like it. The overrated skank.

    sarahleone Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:34
  • Why are there no pics of a) Megan Fox or b) Rihanna in a tight black see thru dress?

    Standards are slipping HM... tut

    fuckwit Thu, 08/10/2009 - 15:40
  • She is a fucking skank, and anyone here who thinks she's worth the effort of a shag is seriously deluded. Fucking horrible thruppennys as well...

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 19:35
  • What about the fact that her mothering is non existant. The child thinks of her as Sister Kate thats how much time she spends with her, why have a child if its real mother is the nanny! We are bored with her brattyness and pompous attitude towards the public, go away kate and take your wobbly knees, crocked teeth and wanker boyfriend with you!

    dancingworm Fri, 09/10/2009 - 06:46
  • i've seen bigger tits on a bird bath

    mastergump Fri, 09/10/2009 - 10:17
  • I saw a picture of her in that Prada dress on another web site a while back.
    I had a decent wank whilst fantasising about her..

    ken tate Thu, 26/11/2009 - 04:14

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