If this were 5 years ago and I'd put a story up titled Rachel Stevens upskirt there would have been pandemonium. Cut to 2009 and you realise, she's just a normal human being (i.e. wears spanx).
This is a huge, mammoth picture gallery, but it's well worth the effort, if only for Emily Maitliss' tights, Matt Dawson's unfeasibly tall girlfriend, Cilla's frightening date, and a typically bemused Ozzy Osbourne.
Katie Price was also there. Let's hope there was some resolve in those goody bags, but more about that here!
Invite next year please Piers!
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COMMENTS (29)
Great news for all the fat arses out there- wearing a Spanx can make you look like Rachel Stevens.
wow, 31 glorious pics (really necessary to inflict not one, but two of piers morgan though?).
this site is truly great value, hm. and no annoying adverts either. how do you do it?
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i'll bet
Piers Morgan looks like that white dog poo you never see anymore.
Maitliss always puts the shits up me - she looks like a gothic preying mantis
Cilla's date is John Madejski - the owner of Reading FC, how bizarre.
Not bizarre at all really: it's well known that they are good friends. Also neither are poor, nor young.
Is it actually possible for Flintoff to look anything other than completely shitfaced?
2 Things Mr HM.
I do not expect to have to wade through 13 pictures of dross just to get to the headline you are running about a glimpse up Rachels skirt and the possibility of glimpsing her spam hula hoop. Its just not on...it should be pic 1 or 2 at the most.
Secondly; did you put Pic No 12 in just to wind me up?? I was having a good day and now my vain is pulsating heavily (not my blue vain either..)
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Does the Holy Moly software allow for tiled pictures? Say four in a spread? Cos bloody 'ell. 31 is a lot of mousey-finger.
Kelly Hoppen's got three feet
which renders her surname somewhat ironic.
John Thomson looks an inch away from death!
Am I imagining it, or is Emily Maitliss going commando underneath her tights?
I thought that too, with a big black 70's bush.
Has Claudia Winkleman got her head stuck up an emu's arse in pic 12?
Either that or she's facesitting a Coldstream Guardsman from Buckingham Palace.
I wrote a comment about seeing this first in the Daily Mail, and some bastard deleted it!
That was to save you from embarrassment and public derision at admitting this.
Pic 23. I wondered what had happened to Des Lynam...
They've all got a death grip on those freebie bags! What the fuck was in them?
Pic 7 - Lily Allen looks like she's got the plague. And what's with this 'looking down oh my are there cameras present' business? It was bogus when Kate Moss used to do it. Get real Lil and change your lippie.
She's on the same hateful setting as "Katie Price". What a bogus cunt she is, I'd have fucking bounced that twatting lump of glass in her egg-shaped bonce
Sounds like the sort of fucking party where cyanide spritzers would have been de rigueur and a fucking huge napalm celebration cake to take out any fucking stragglers - cuntery par excellence
Emily Mateless is a right bluddy mess