The Morgan awards show us Rachel Stevens knickers, disappointing

Rachel Stevens leaving the Morgan Awards in London

Yes Club Heaven!

Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:27 by Mr. HM

The stars were out in force for the somof sophimer second Morgan Awards at The Mandarin hotel in London last night. Rachel Stevens needs to brush up on her paparazzi etiquette a bit...

If this were 5 years ago and I'd put a story up titled Rachel Stevens upskirt there would have been pandemonium. Cut to 2009 and you realise, she's just a normal human being (i.e. wears spanx).

This is a huge, mammoth picture gallery, but it's well worth the effort, if only for Emily Maitliss' tights, Matt Dawson's unfeasibly tall girlfriend, Cilla's frightening date, and a typically bemused Ozzy Osbourne.

Katie Price was also there. Let's hope there was some resolve in those goody bags, but more about that here!

Invite next year please Piers!

Rachel Stevens pictures, Red Carpet, Piers Morgan, Rachel Stevens, Sharon Osbourne, Simon Cowell

Comments

Emily Mateless is a right bluddy mess
whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 23:10
I thought that too, with a big black 70's bush.
BonnyWill Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:15
She's on the same hateful setting as "Katie Price". What a bogus cunt she is, I'd have fucking bounced that twatting lump of glass in her egg-shaped bonce
Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:58
Sounds like the sort of fucking party where cyanide spritzers would have been de rigueur and a fucking huge napalm celebration cake to take out any fucking stragglers - cuntery par excellence
Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:54
Pic 7 - Lily Allen looks like she's got the plague. And what's with this 'looking down oh my are there cameras present' business? It was bogus when Kate Moss used to do it. Get real Lil and change your lippie.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:32
Does the Holy Moly software allow for tiled pictures? Say four in a spread? Cos bloody 'ell. 31 is a lot of mousey-finger.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:18
They've all got a death grip on those freebie bags! What the fuck was in them?
BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:52
which renders her surname somewhat ironic.
BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:48
That was to save you from embarrassment and public derision at admitting this.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:07
Pic 23. I wondered what had happened to Des Lynam...
Spastic Wed, 02/12/2009 - 18:45
I wrote a comment about seeing this first in the Daily Mail, and some bastard deleted it!
fuckwit Wed, 02/12/2009 - 17:07
i'll bet
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:46
Either that or she's facesitting a Coldstream Guardsman from Buckingham Palace.
jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:12
I love Popbitch
tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:57
Has Claudia Winkleman got her head stuck up an emu's arse in pic 12?
malachysdad Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:50
Not bizarre at all really: it's well known that they are good friends. Also neither are poor, nor young.
enile Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:50
arf. at least i wasn't born here: www.popbitch.com
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:29
Am I imagining it, or is Emily Maitliss going commando underneath her tights?
Stramash Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:05
As ever, refunds available from the usual address
Mr. HM Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:34
John Thomson looks an inch away from death!
grange Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:24
Kelly Hoppen's got three feet
gobenji Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:18
2 Things Mr HM.
I do not expect to have to wade through 13 pictures of dross just to get to the headline you are running about a glimpse up Rachels skirt and the possibility of glimpsing her spam hula hoop. Its just not on...it should be pic 1 or 2 at the most.
Secondly; did you put Pic No 12 in just to wind me up?? I was having a good day and now my vain is pulsating heavily (not my blue vain either..)
badger79 Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:18
Is it actually possible for Flintoff to look anything other than completely shitfaced?
slug Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:18
Cilla's date is John Madejski - the owner of Reading FC, how bizarre.
Gentleman Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:17
Maitliss always puts the shits up me - she looks like a gothic preying mantis
jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:16
Piers Morgan looks like that white dog poo you never see anymore.
pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:02
Your spiritual home is here - LINK.
Mr. HM Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:00
wow, 31 glorious pics (really necessary to inflict not one, but two of piers morgan though?).

this site is truly great value, hm. and no annoying adverts either. how do you do it?
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:57
Great news for all the fat arses out there- wearing a Spanx can make you look like Rachel Stevens.
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:52

Great news for all the fat arses out there- wearing a Spanx can make you look like Rachel Stevens.
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:52
wow, 31 glorious pics (really necessary to inflict not one, but two of piers morgan though?).

this site is truly great value, hm. and no annoying adverts either. how do you do it?
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 13:57
Your spiritual home is here - LINK.
Mr. HM Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:00
Piers Morgan looks like that white dog poo you never see anymore.
pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:02
Maitliss always puts the shits up me - she looks like a gothic preying mantis
jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:16
Cilla's date is John Madejski - the owner of Reading FC, how bizarre.
Gentleman Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:17
Is it actually possible for Flintoff to look anything other than completely shitfaced?
slug Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:18
2 Things Mr HM.
I do not expect to have to wade through 13 pictures of dross just to get to the headline you are running about a glimpse up Rachels skirt and the possibility of glimpsing her spam hula hoop. Its just not on...it should be pic 1 or 2 at the most.
Secondly; did you put Pic No 12 in just to wind me up?? I was having a good day and now my vain is pulsating heavily (not my blue vain either..)
badger79 Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:18
Kelly Hoppen's got three feet
gobenji Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:18
John Thomson looks an inch away from death!
grange Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:24
As ever, refunds available from the usual address
Mr. HM Wed, 02/12/2009 - 14:34
Am I imagining it, or is Emily Maitliss going commando underneath her tights?
Stramash Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:05
arf. at least i wasn't born here: www.popbitch.com
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:29
Not bizarre at all really: it's well known that they are good friends. Also neither are poor, nor young.
enile Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:50
Has Claudia Winkleman got her head stuck up an emu's arse in pic 12?
malachysdad Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:50
I love Popbitch
tescopop Wed, 02/12/2009 - 15:57
Either that or she's facesitting a Coldstream Guardsman from Buckingham Palace.
jiggerycock Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:12
i'll bet
unseemlydogposture Wed, 02/12/2009 - 16:46
I wrote a comment about seeing this first in the Daily Mail, and some bastard deleted it!
fuckwit Wed, 02/12/2009 - 17:07
Pic 23. I wondered what had happened to Des Lynam...
Spastic Wed, 02/12/2009 - 18:45
That was to save you from embarrassment and public derision at admitting this.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:07
which renders her surname somewhat ironic.
BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:48
They've all got a death grip on those freebie bags! What the fuck was in them?
BigPhil Wed, 02/12/2009 - 20:52
Does the Holy Moly software allow for tiled pictures? Say four in a spread? Cos bloody 'ell. 31 is a lot of mousey-finger.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:18
Pic 7 - Lily Allen looks like she's got the plague. And what's with this 'looking down oh my are there cameras present' business? It was bogus when Kate Moss used to do it. Get real Lil and change your lippie.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:32
Sounds like the sort of fucking party where cyanide spritzers would have been de rigueur and a fucking huge napalm celebration cake to take out any fucking stragglers - cuntery par excellence
Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:54
She's on the same hateful setting as "Katie Price". What a bogus cunt she is, I'd have fucking bounced that twatting lump of glass in her egg-shaped bonce
Blartmonster Wed, 02/12/2009 - 21:58
I thought that too, with a big black 70's bush.
BonnyWill Fri, 04/12/2009 - 16:15
Emily Mateless is a right bluddy mess
whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 23:10