Mercury winner Debelle compares Jackson to Jesus
Debelle trouble
Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:42 by MetrosexualNo one knew who the effing hell Speech Debelle was until last night when she became the surprise winner of the Mercury Music Prize.
It came as a shock to everyone except Debelle. Who said she expected to win and expects to win five Grammys. She's also compared the late Michael Jackson to Jesus.
She told a free paper:
"Michael Jackson's life story is very similar to the story of Jesus. From when he was very young he showed signs of being exceptional. Jesus went around preaching the gospel and touching people to make the blind see and making lepers better. Michael Jackson's gone around the world and done that - he might not have literally touched someone and made them see but, aparently, I don't know if this is true, there were kids around him who had cancer that didn't have cancer any more."
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"I'd lak to than me Nan. I'd lak to thank me BMX. I'd lak to apologise to Superdrug for steelin' dem nappies. Big up me Nan. Big up Pot Noodle. Big up McDonalds. Fanks for me Twentee grand. Um gonna get wrecked na. Later."
"Mouthy Mercury winner Speech Debelle says Michael Jackson "was like Jesus.""
So we should expect a come-back tour and album re-launch around easter then?
and on an irrelevant note, Chris Morris should bring back Brass Eye.
ps: ^?

HA! That's hilarious! You fucking dipshit! RIP You!
Were you the one releasing the doves or the one shouting 'Praise Be' after each 'Not Guilty' verdict at his trial?
Verily, wherever one or two people are gathered in his name, there will be some serious 'end of days' shit going down
she needs to get the bus back to the council estate & sign on for some adult education classes methinks....
Cancer cured by MJ...., Hmmmmmmmm
"there's no real evidence for it — but it is scientific fact"
No she is just a sycophantic cunt.....a bit like our friend above.
Spot on, I believe he was more of a Rohypnol man.....
"aparently, I don't know if this is true, there were kids around him who had cancer that didn't have cancer any more". Was she appearing on a new episode of Brasseye?
Oh, and while Jesus may have touched people, I don't think he plied them with Jesus juice before doing so.
I think you'll find all three comments above youra are from regular posters on here, I actually find it rather pathetic that people just google articles and sign up just to defend someone they did not know.
Do I really need to add to this plethora of fun except to say that the winner of the Mercury is a bag of fucking shite?
Get fucked you absolute total fucking mega-cunt.
I'm the true sicko ? I'm not the warped cunt that got kids gassed on "Jesus Juice" and then invited them to spend the night in my room having a "sleep-over".
The fact that he warbled out a few good tunes in his life does not excuse the fact that he was a fucking twisted weirdo, I mean fucking hell whats next are you gonna tell me that Ian Huntley was a fucking good caretaker.
Now go back to your room full of Michael Jackson posters, slip your hand into your shitstained sequined glove and start writing on the walls in your own shit again you pathetic little retard.
Eee-he-heee Sham-oh Motherfucker !
Wow how absolutely retarded some people are. She was speaking metaphorically, not to be taken literally. Ridiculous. As to the absolutely disgusting comment, you have proven who the retard is. Not only was he proven innocent but the kid actually admitted to people, with credible witnesses that he was lying. Put that alongside the audio tape where the kids dad says, lets set him up, i'm suprised people are actually stupid enough to still believe this of him. It shows how stupid some people are. In fact it is worrying that they harbour such disgusting thoughts on child abuse. That is not natural. Maybe these people should look in the mirror because they are the true sickos.
How pathetic can some Michael Jackson haters be where they google his articles and sign up just to leave sick comments. How sad. How warped.
RIP Michael
Idiots like this prove more and more everyday that you were just to good for this world.
didn't she used to be on grange hill? the one that fancied roland?
Who does this cunt think she is? John The Baptist?
Just imagine Jesus up on the cross, Roman soldiers poking him with a spear, claret everywhere and in fear that his father has deserted him in his hour of greatest need.
He then has to contemplate the fact that 2000 years later he's going to go up against Michael Jackson at some awards ceremony acceptance speech, I mean you couldn't blame him if he'd decided there and then to throw in his lot with Beelzebub and hang the consequences for mankind.
I did not realise that Jesus was a semi retarded paedophile but I guess you learn something new every day.....
I did not realise that Jesus was a semi retarded paedophile but I guess you learn something new every day.....
Who does this cunt think she is? John The Baptist?
Just imagine Jesus up on the cross, Roman soldiers poking him with a spear, claret everywhere and in fear that his father has deserted him in his hour of greatest need.
He then has to contemplate the fact that 2000 years later he's going to go up against Michael Jackson at some awards ceremony acceptance speech, I mean you couldn't blame him if he'd decided there and then to throw in his lot with Beelzebub and hang the consequences for mankind.
didn't she used to be on grange hill? the one that fancied roland?
Wow how absolutely retarded some people are. She was speaking metaphorically, not to be taken literally. Ridiculous. As to the absolutely disgusting comment, you have proven who the retard is. Not only was he proven innocent but the kid actually admitted to people, with credible witnesses that he was lying. Put that alongside the audio tape where the kids dad says, lets set him up, i'm suprised people are actually stupid enough to still believe this of him. It shows how stupid some people are. In fact it is worrying that they harbour such disgusting thoughts on child abuse. That is not natural. Maybe these people should look in the mirror because they are the true sickos.
How pathetic can some Michael Jackson haters be where they google his articles and sign up just to leave sick comments. How sad. How warped.
RIP Michael
Idiots like this prove more and more everyday that you were just to good for this world.
Get fucked you absolute total fucking mega-cunt.
I'm the true sicko ? I'm not the warped cunt that got kids gassed on "Jesus Juice" and then invited them to spend the night in my room having a "sleep-over".
The fact that he warbled out a few good tunes in his life does not excuse the fact that he was a fucking twisted weirdo, I mean fucking hell whats next are you gonna tell me that Ian Huntley was a fucking good caretaker.
Now go back to your room full of Michael Jackson posters, slip your hand into your shitstained sequined glove and start writing on the walls in your own shit again you pathetic little retard.
Eee-he-heee Sham-oh Motherfucker !
Do I really need to add to this plethora of fun except to say that the winner of the Mercury is a bag of fucking shite?
I think you'll find all three comments above youra are from regular posters on here, I actually find it rather pathetic that people just google articles and sign up just to defend someone they did not know.
Oh, and while Jesus may have touched people, I don't think he plied them with Jesus juice before doing so.
"aparently, I don't know if this is true, there were kids around him who had cancer that didn't have cancer any more". Was she appearing on a new episode of Brasseye?
Spot on, I believe he was more of a Rohypnol man.....
No she is just a sycophantic cunt.....a bit like our friend above.
"there's no real evidence for it — but it is scientific fact"
she needs to get the bus back to the council estate & sign on for some adult education classes methinks....
Cancer cured by MJ...., Hmmmmmmmm
Were you the one releasing the doves or the one shouting 'Praise Be' after each 'Not Guilty' verdict at his trial?
Verily, wherever one or two people are gathered in his name, there will be some serious 'end of days' shit going down
HA! That's hilarious! You fucking dipshit! RIP You!
ps: ^?

"Mouthy Mercury winner Speech Debelle says Michael Jackson "was like Jesus.""
So we should expect a come-back tour and album re-launch around easter then?
and on an irrelevant note, Chris Morris should bring back Brass Eye.
"I'd lak to than me Nan. I'd lak to thank me BMX. I'd lak to apologise to Superdrug for steelin' dem nappies. Big up me Nan. Big up Pot Noodle. Big up McDonalds. Fanks for me Twentee grand. Um gonna get wrecked na. Later."