Mr Dudson
Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:23 by HM writer

It seems as though Mr Hudson's only been around five minutes yet he's already managed to bump uglies with Fearne Cotton, receive a Q award for Breakthrough Artist, score a No.1 hit single and be papped almost everywhere. Here he is getting Tangoed outside Whisky Mist, athough we have to admit that it's a marginally better sight than the previous guest who was pictured with the Tango men last time they were out...

And we can all thank Kanye West and have another reason to dislike him even more for Hudson's sudden rise to fame.

Hudson was with a mystery female who looked a bit a like Peaches Geldof who he showed off to by jumping over some rails that were about four inches high. And is it just us or does he look like a badly peroxided Chris Martin? Soup's served!

  • I used to work for a Mr Hudson. He was a kind man if not a wise one. Never thought he'd dye his hair like that.

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 09:40
  • I used to work for a Mr Hudson. He was a kind man if not a wise one. Never thought he'd dye his hair like that.

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 09:40
  • His time is already up the fake arsed fuck. I don't know why I don't like him but I don't. Too contrived with his Clairol Just for Men hairpiece. Let's hope he hooks up with Alexandra Burke. Hudson & Burke. They sound like gravediggers. Funny that.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 01:17
  • He looks like Bettany as the Albino in one of those Di Vinci movies (forget which).

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 29/10/2009 - 23:16
  • ANything that Cotton or Whiley have given their stamp of approval to will be shite and have the longetivity of Andy Abrahams.

    Trufax

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:41
  • paxtonwhitehead is right about the feet - perhaps he needs them to do that fabulous trick where you can lean over at variously impressive acute angles no doubt in order to better lick paedophile Kanye's arse or perhaps he could use the outsized footwear to beat Fearne Cotton to death for her Janet Street Porter diction, (naturally if he should take up this suggestion he's top of my heroes list).

    sarahleone Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:34
  • Who are these people? Those baldy painted freaks creep me out. I wonder if that paint is highly flammable?

    BustySinclair Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:22
  • Though undeniably looking a right cunt, Mr Hudson is not 'badly peroxided'. In fact, there's not a jot of yellowy-orange patches or dark roots. Say what you will of him and his music, but he at least has a hairdresser who can do a thorough peroxide-job.

    Onto more pressing matters: is Marsh STILL a lesbian? Wow. I thought that would die without the oxygen of publicity, but there she is with her almost-a-man-bian.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 13:17
  • hudson has long weirdy flipper-feet.

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:58
  • allez-up!

    never heard of mr hudson. clearly, down with the kids, i am not. nice picture of j marsh slipped in at the end there, as a little suprise. i liked the way she is pretending to lick the mini-man's nipple, in a rare and refreshing expression of her sexuality.

    god i'm bored.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:56
  • allez-up!

    never heard of mr hudson. clearly, down with the kids, i am not. nice picture of j marsh slipped in at the end there, as a little suprise. i liked the way she is pretending to lick the mini-man's nipple, in a rare and refreshing expression of her sexuality.

    god i'm bored.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:56
  • hudson has long weirdy flipper-feet.

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 29/10/2009 - 12:58
  • Though undeniably looking a right cunt, Mr Hudson is not 'badly peroxided'. In fact, there's not a jot of yellowy-orange patches or dark roots. Say what you will of him and his music, but he at least has a hairdresser who can do a thorough peroxide-job.

    Onto more pressing matters: is Marsh STILL a lesbian? Wow. I thought that would die without the oxygen of publicity, but there she is with her almost-a-man-bian.

    tescopop Thu, 29/10/2009 - 13:17
  • Who are these people? Those baldy painted freaks creep me out. I wonder if that paint is highly flammable?

    BustySinclair Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:22
  • paxtonwhitehead is right about the feet - perhaps he needs them to do that fabulous trick where you can lean over at variously impressive acute angles no doubt in order to better lick paedophile Kanye's arse or perhaps he could use the outsized footwear to beat Fearne Cotton to death for her Janet Street Porter diction, (naturally if he should take up this suggestion he's top of my heroes list).

    sarahleone Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:34
  • ANything that Cotton or Whiley have given their stamp of approval to will be shite and have the longetivity of Andy Abrahams.

    Trufax

    Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 15:41
  • He looks like Bettany as the Albino in one of those Di Vinci movies (forget which).

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 29/10/2009 - 23:16
  • His time is already up the fake arsed fuck. I don't know why I don't like him but I don't. Too contrived with his Clairol Just for Men hairpiece. Let's hope he hooks up with Alexandra Burke. Hudson & Burke. They sound like gravediggers. Funny that.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 01:17
  • I used to work for a Mr Hudson. He was a kind man if not a wise one. Never thought he'd dye his hair like that.

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 09:40
  • I used to work for a Mr Hudson. He was a kind man if not a wise one. Never thought he'd dye his hair like that.

    kwebb Fri, 30/10/2009 - 09:40

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