M&S adverts back, back, back, Dannii Minogue and Lisa Snowdon looking frumpilicious

8Dannii Minogue on the beach Dannii in a horrible swimsuit in MiamiadvertLisa Snowdon and Twiggy on a boat in MiamiDannii on a beach Here come the girls...Ann Widecombe needs a new outfitadvertKate Garraway needs a new coat

Twiggy, Lisa Snowdown, Dannii Minogue, VV Brown and Twiggy, Lisa Snowdown, Dannii Minogue, VV Brown and

M&(LES)S, please
Tue, 01/02/2011 - 12:27 by HM writer

we can't speak for the entire female population - but we wouldn't be seen dead in a single one of those outfits. Yes, the M&S adverts are back, back, back, with Dannii Minogue, Lisa Snowdon and VV Brown dressing like they're prematurely ageing...

Dannii, Snowdon,Twiggy, Brown and new model Ana Beatriz Barros (replacing Noemie Lenoir) being forced to wear unflattering clothes, including Minogue's purpley brown swimsuit monstrosity, while shooting the adverts in sunny Miami. So swings and roundabouts really...

 

But while they probably sigh with relief when they can slip back into their own clothes and look 10lbs lighter again, we can think of a couple of celebrities who could certainly do with the wardrobe overhaul...

Kate GarrawayAnn Widdecombe

Dannii Minogue pictures, Dannii Minogue

Comments

  • Is Anne Widdecombe Norwegian? What's with the socks?
    She's keeping up the golden rule from Strictly come dancing though...tits and teeth at all times people!!!

    Zoeypoo Wed, 02/02/2011 - 23:14

  • What happened to that gorgeous black model who used to do their undies? You know, the one who killed herself?

    fuckwit Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:58

  • Twiggy looks like Roger Melly. Can't believe that this is the best M&S can do. They're raking it in? Who are they paying to design their clothes? Christine Hamilton? Terrible. The only one who can carry it off is VV Brown.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 18:24

  • She's done something to them. In her Doris Karloff days they resembled 2 whoopee cushions half filled with wet sand.

    mickeyrat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 16:34

  • Yes, well, if 1980s Marina chic is your thing Stella...... that'd be Canvey Island Marina tho!
    What are they going to call it?
    Nautically inspired................ by Dockyard Doris?

    Or has Julien McDonald secretly been infiltrating designs at M&S again?
    mmmmmm....... have to agree, NO! Designer overboard!
    A cagoule would be more flattering.

    AWFUL!

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 01/02/2011 - 15:34

  • They can't possibly be real...

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:47

  • Jeez - not exactly a fantasy collection is it? Maybe it's some equal ops scheme M&S are running. Blind desginers. tailoring by people with no arms. That kind of thing. Miami is looking a wee bit like Portsmouth in these pics as well. An round fail. *sells shares.

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:46

  • Say what you like about Ann Widecombe but she's got amazing tits.

    izudu Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:12

  • Say what you like about Ann Widecombe but she's got amazing tits.

    izudu Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:12

  • Jeez - not exactly a fantasy collection is it? Maybe it's some equal ops scheme M&S are running. Blind desginers. tailoring by people with no arms. That kind of thing. Miami is looking a wee bit like Portsmouth in these pics as well. An round fail. *sells shares.

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:46

  • They can't possibly be real...

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:47

  • Yes, well, if 1980s Marina chic is your thing Stella...... that'd be Canvey Island Marina tho!
    What are they going to call it?
    Nautically inspired................ by Dockyard Doris?

    Or has Julien McDonald secretly been infiltrating designs at M&S again?
    mmmmmm....... have to agree, NO! Designer overboard!
    A cagoule would be more flattering.

    AWFUL!

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 01/02/2011 - 15:34

  • She's done something to them. In her Doris Karloff days they resembled 2 whoopee cushions half filled with wet sand.

    mickeyrat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 16:34

  • Twiggy looks like Roger Melly. Can't believe that this is the best M&S can do. They're raking it in? Who are they paying to design their clothes? Christine Hamilton? Terrible. The only one who can carry it off is VV Brown.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 18:24

  • What happened to that gorgeous black model who used to do their undies? You know, the one who killed herself?

    fuckwit Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:58

  • Is Anne Widdecombe Norwegian? What's with the socks?
    She's keeping up the golden rule from Strictly come dancing though...tits and teeth at all times people!!!

    Zoeypoo Wed, 02/02/2011 - 23:14

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