Wake up Mr HM!
Fri, 06/11/2009 - 10:48 by HM writer

Katy Perry hosted the MTV EMAs last night, dressing up in a West Ham outfit midway through with the word 'Rusty' emblazoned across her arse (how in love can two people be?) Meanwhile, it would seem that Kanye West was right when he said to Taylor Swift, 'Imma gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had the best video of all time', as she picked up the award for her 'Single Ladies' video. More results after the jump...

And Beyonce also so thanked Jay Z for "putting a ring on it" (and was even more thankful that Kanye wasn't there)...

And the results are:

Best Live Act: U2 (you don't say?)

Best Urban: Jay-Z

Best Rock: Green Day (Zzzzzzzzzzz)

Best Song: Halo, Beyonce

Best Alternative: Placebo (About 10 years ago - maybe (but probably not)

Best New Act: Lady Gaga

Best Male: Eminem

Best European Act: MaNga

Best Group: Tokio Hotel

Best Female: Beyonce

Best Video: Single Ladies, Beyonce

Best Push Artist: Pixie Lott

Best Stage Performance: Linkin Park

Mr Hm was there, so when he wakes up from drunken stupor, he'll give us an account of what exactly went on. After those 20 bottles of wine or so...

Also at the ceremony, Shakira, Leona Lewis Juliette Lewis, the Jonas Brothers, Spandau Ballet, Pixie Lott, David Hasselhoff, Joss Stone and Foo Fighters...

  • I know a london escort who is thre spitting image of Katy she is stunning

    sindy Fri, 13/11/2009 - 13:44
  • What the FUCK do people who watch MTV fucking listen to?? Does anyone over the age of 14 listen to this pile of non-musical shit??

    Listening to any of that fucking dross is my idea of hell

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 13:34
  • oh yeah forgot about the da vinci code *shudders*

    NoKrugNoThanks. Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:33
  • Pixie Lott - definitely.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:19
  • Why is Shakira holding a disposable camera ? (pic 4)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:17
  • totally agree about Juliette Lewis

    grange Fri, 06/11/2009 - 15:40
  • Meh, free invite to party in Berlin where free booze will be served. I'd probably go. And avoid talking to anyone. Except Little Kim, doesn't she look like a right old laugh/a quite old Pussycat Doll.

    Also, let us not forget that although he is great, he makes mistakes (witness: Couples' Retreat and Da Vinci Code)

    tescopop Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:18
  • Jean Reno is still great.

    But what the fuck was he doing there??!!

    NoKrugNoThanks. Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:45
  • any truth that michael knight was spotted fast asleep in the wings at the awards last night? (while his twitter account simultaneously announced hoff shirts at bargain prices).

    pixie lott: i would.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:36
  • Some thoughts:
    - Jean Reno is still great.
    - Dave Grohl looks like Jarvis' child, but with a beard.
    - Even getting punched in the face by a mental has not made Leona interesting.
    - I liked Juliette Lewis before I found out she was a Scientologist, and her music is shit.
    - Does David Hasselhoff shop at fucking New Look or something?
    - Are Placebo, Green Day, Linkin Park and The Foo Fighters still *making* music? Really? I thought they'd just, y'know, fucked off.

    tescopop Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:26
  • Some thoughts:
    - Jean Reno is still great.
    - Dave Grohl looks like Jarvis' child, but with a beard.
    - Even getting punched in the face by a mental has not made Leona interesting.
    - I liked Juliette Lewis before I found out she was a Scientologist, and her music is shit.
    - Does David Hasselhoff shop at fucking New Look or something?
    - Are Placebo, Green Day, Linkin Park and The Foo Fighters still *making* music? Really? I thought they'd just, y'know, fucked off.

    tescopop Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:26
  • any truth that michael knight was spotted fast asleep in the wings at the awards last night? (while his twitter account simultaneously announced hoff shirts at bargain prices).

    pixie lott: i would.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:36
  • Jean Reno is still great.

    But what the fuck was he doing there??!!

    NoKrugNoThanks. Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:45
  • Meh, free invite to party in Berlin where free booze will be served. I'd probably go. And avoid talking to anyone. Except Little Kim, doesn't she look like a right old laugh/a quite old Pussycat Doll.

    Also, let us not forget that although he is great, he makes mistakes (witness: Couples' Retreat and Da Vinci Code)

    tescopop Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:18
  • totally agree about Juliette Lewis

    grange Fri, 06/11/2009 - 15:40
  • Why is Shakira holding a disposable camera ? (pic 4)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:17
  • Pixie Lott - definitely.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:19
  • oh yeah forgot about the da vinci code *shudders*

    NoKrugNoThanks. Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:33
  • What the FUCK do people who watch MTV fucking listen to?? Does anyone over the age of 14 listen to this pile of non-musical shit??

    Listening to any of that fucking dross is my idea of hell

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 13:34
  • I know a london escort who is thre spitting image of Katy she is stunning

    sindy Fri, 13/11/2009 - 13:44

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