Music's under 30 rich list released, Cheryl's raking it in and Craig David's at number 7

Cheryl Cole - quite well off

Can we get a re-wind?

Fri, 23/04/2010 - 10:34 by

The annual rich list for singers under the age of 30 has been released. The nation's sweetheart is now pissing gold but after Lily Allen claimed it a load of nonsense, we now have one reason to believe it... Craig David made the top ten.

The list is mainly dominated by females (only four out of the eighteen on the list are male) and five of those females make up the members of a certain girl band. But guess which member of that girl band's purse is feeling slightly heavier than the rest?

Correct, Cheryl Cole is earning a fuckload more than her Girls Aloud counterparts - double what they are, to be precise. And that's without the hefty divorce settlement she'll soon be receiving. Her fortune has gone up by 150% in the past year, taking her earnings up to £10M, while the rest of the band are struggling with a mere £5M.

Take a look at the list in full, which just goes to show that even if you have just one hit single and then disappear (AHEM! Craig David, Joss Stone and Natasha Bedingfield) then you'll still be set for life...

1. Charlotte Church £11M
1. Katherine Jenkins £11M
1. Leona Lewis £11M
4. Cheryl Cole £10M
4. Katie Melua £10M
6. Joss Stone £9M
7. Craig David £8M
8. Natasha Bedingfield £6M
9. Lily Allen £5M
9. Nadine Coyle £5M
9. Sarah Harding £5M
9. Nicola Roberts £5M
9. Kimberly Walsh £5M
9. Jamie Cullum £5M
9. Duffy £5M
9. James Morrison £5M
9. Paolo Nutini £5M
9. Amy Winehouse £5M

Craig David? Eight million pounds? Fill Me In wasn't that good, was it?

Lily Allen spoke out on Twitter this morning, implying she could only dream of earning the £5M it has been reported:

"I wish one could believe what one reads in the papers. Apparently I've got 5 million quid. Yay!"

You and everyone else on the list, apparently...

Cheryl Cole Pictures, Amy Winehouse, Cheryl Cole, Craig David, Joss Stone, Leona Lewis, Lily Allen, Nadine Coyle, Nicola Roberts, Sarah Harding

Comments

And KATIE FUCKING MELUA? There are 89 billion fucking bikes in Beijing, ting fucking ting. Brainless shite
koshmar Mon, 26/04/2010 - 08:48
Hang on a minute - since when did ANY of those cunts do anything worthwhile??? Music in its widest possible sense, indeed, Dandy.

That hardfaced slapper from Tyneside has done nothing of any importance, apart from have a sham marriage and lipsynch on stage, and lest we forget what a fucking racist thug does well,...

What's up Cheryl, didn't she have your favourite flavour lollypop?
koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 13:37
Well, there was always THAT video - no, not with her tits out.
stella ah trois Sat, 24/04/2010 - 07:43
Joss Stone ??? when the fuck did that boot faced, non shoe wearing hippy last do anything ?!
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 23/04/2010 - 16:34
But that's only when he's doing the noshing. When he's on the receiving end, he loves combining the chomp with running his hands through a lady's nylon hair extensions. If you do it fast enough, you can see sparks.
lexicon_mistress Fri, 23/04/2010 - 15:45
You coulnd't be more wrong - Cowell is noshing most of the ITV and FOX contingent (male).
freethepaedos Fri, 23/04/2010 - 15:32
The data's misrepresentative. Tweedy's not raking in 11m making 'music'. She's earned that noshing Cowell's cock. That's why there are fewer men on the list: he only likes a chew from the ladies.
lexicon_mistress Fri, 23/04/2010 - 13:20
This is using the word 'music' in its widest possible term I take it?
dandyboy Fri, 23/04/2010 - 12:15

This is using the word 'music' in its widest possible term I take it?
dandyboy Fri, 23/04/2010 - 12:15
The data's misrepresentative. Tweedy's not raking in 11m making 'music'. She's earned that noshing Cowell's cock. That's why there are fewer men on the list: he only likes a chew from the ladies.
lexicon_mistress Fri, 23/04/2010 - 13:20
You coulnd't be more wrong - Cowell is noshing most of the ITV and FOX contingent (male).
freethepaedos Fri, 23/04/2010 - 15:32
But that's only when he's doing the noshing. When he's on the receiving end, he loves combining the chomp with running his hands through a lady's nylon hair extensions. If you do it fast enough, you can see sparks.
lexicon_mistress Fri, 23/04/2010 - 15:45
Joss Stone ??? when the fuck did that boot faced, non shoe wearing hippy last do anything ?!
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 23/04/2010 - 16:34
Well, there was always THAT video - no, not with her tits out.
stella ah trois Sat, 24/04/2010 - 07:43
Hang on a minute - since when did ANY of those cunts do anything worthwhile??? Music in its widest possible sense, indeed, Dandy.

That hardfaced slapper from Tyneside has done nothing of any importance, apart from have a sham marriage and lipsynch on stage, and lest we forget what a fucking racist thug does well,...

What's up Cheryl, didn't she have your favourite flavour lollypop?
koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 13:37
And KATIE FUCKING MELUA? There are 89 billion fucking bikes in Beijing, ting fucking ting. Brainless shite
koshmar Mon, 26/04/2010 - 08:48