So Katie Price started shouting about secret celebrity sex assaults when she wasn't getting enough attention, as did Ulrika when she wasn't getting enough work. Now, strangest of all Myleene Klass has decided to come out of the woodwork with her very own Hollywood-destroying, mind-blowingly-unbelievable, we-thought-he-was-gay, sex-proposition-by-an-a-list-star story because she's, umm, pregnant and maybe a bit bored. Definitely no suggestion of rape this time though. Celebrities are obviously becoming better behaved these days.

Yep, that's right, classical musican, TV presenter and otherwise nice but mildly irritating Myleene Klass has decided to join the ranks of the desperate and shameful by revealing her very own blind celebrity proposition/sex story. 

Apparently the attention starved Hear'Say star told Now magazine she's been getting offers all over the place, because she's so sophisticated and charming and down-to-earth and worldly wise, not just because she basically popped her charlies out in the jungle:

"About six months ago, a newly-married Hollywood star asked me to sign some kind of sex contract with him."

"I met him a few times and when I went to interview him it was like something out of a film"

"We were having lunch and as the starter arrived he launched into it. I was like, “Bugger, I’ve got main and dessert to go – I’m stuck here!"

"Then his PA came over with a confidentiality contract. I just thought, “Oh my God, your poor wife”. I don’t want to be a marriage-wrecker."

"One would bring down Hollywood if the story ever got out. I still have the text, because he is not pinning that on me thank you very much."

Well, she's managed to go from being OK to being awful in one quick step. Well done Myleene. Still, if the worst comes to the worst she can always survive on the proceeds from her classical music, or go on the game,

GO ON THE GAME, GO ON THE GAME, GO ON THE GAME.