We're sure you care as much about Nadine Coyle's upcoming wedding as you do about Mr Middleton's father of the bride speech, but we're afraid you'll have to wait until 2012 because the Girls Aloud star is worried about it being overshadowed by Sarah Harding's ceremony and has therefore put it back. Shame she didn't have the same foresight when she released her Tesco exclusive record at the same time as Cheryl Cole's really...

According to The Sun, tightly coyled Nadine is has put her wedding plans on ice, with a source saying:

Jason is absolutely desperate to take get Nadine up down the aisle this summer but she's told him she's not doing it until 2012 now. Nadine doesn't want it to be a compare and contrast between her and Sarah.

"Plus she's had a rough time over the past few months with her disaster album sales and bad reviews.

"She isn't in the right mindset to organise a wedding." 

Meanwhile, Sarah faces an entirely different kind of nightmare, having recently said:

"Finding a venue is really stressful. We haven't found the right one yet. But we know it's going to be here in the UK.

"I think ours will be a bit different from the royal wedding.

"Theirs will probably be in a country retreat, and they'll probably be clay pigeon shooting or something. I cannot see us doing anything like that."

Meanwhile, Kate Middleton couldn't give a shit what either does. And nor does anyone else - about any of them.