Sexy? NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!
Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:12 by HM writer

Nadine Coyle and Alexa Chung are curently in competition to see whose legs can disappear into thin air the fastest...

But after having a listen to what Coyle's been up to with Boyz II Men since Girls Aloud announced their year out, we reckon her career will be the first to vanish (etc, etc)...

 

  • For me, Puddy comes up with common sense quote No 36b. Top fucking material, daft cunts

    koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:31
  • No doubt they both eat macaroni cheese, pork chops, wagon wheels and sweets. Yet STILL they lose weight. It's like Keira Knightley. Doesn't she eat fried bread of a morning with half a pound of bacon? But can SHE put on any weight? Can she heck as like. Well bless them all say I and their little mis-guided girly brains. If they wanna kill themselves let them - it might make room for some genuine talent.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 15/03/2010 - 23:53
  • If she wants skinny legs, let the girl have skinny legs

    fuckwit Mon, 15/03/2010 - 09:57
  • It's a bad day when Alexa Chung's legs look healthier.

    lealeablue Sun, 14/03/2010 - 20:45
  • Gosh!! And she's such a looker! ;-)

    nikbear Sat, 13/03/2010 - 21:15
  • I am no fan of Girls Aloud, but, Jesus, this girl looks seriously ill with anorexia, she needs help and soon.

    mrsmoon Fri, 12/03/2010 - 22:31
  • Remind me of a floating shelf, hanging there with no visable means of support.

    sbayley Fri, 12/03/2010 - 21:26
  • Fucking hell that's a proper pair of "wednesday legs" there....as is "When's day" gonna break off and disappear up her arse ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:32
  • Fucking hell that's a proper pair of "wednesday legs" there....as is "When's day" gonna break off and disappear up her arse ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:32
  • Remind me of a floating shelf, hanging there with no visable means of support.

    sbayley Fri, 12/03/2010 - 21:26
  • I am no fan of Girls Aloud, but, Jesus, this girl looks seriously ill with anorexia, she needs help and soon.

    mrsmoon Fri, 12/03/2010 - 22:31
  • Gosh!! And she's such a looker! ;-)

    nikbear Sat, 13/03/2010 - 21:15
  • It's a bad day when Alexa Chung's legs look healthier.

    lealeablue Sun, 14/03/2010 - 20:45
  • If she wants skinny legs, let the girl have skinny legs

    fuckwit Mon, 15/03/2010 - 09:57
  • No doubt they both eat macaroni cheese, pork chops, wagon wheels and sweets. Yet STILL they lose weight. It's like Keira Knightley. Doesn't she eat fried bread of a morning with half a pound of bacon? But can SHE put on any weight? Can she heck as like. Well bless them all say I and their little mis-guided girly brains. If they wanna kill themselves let them - it might make room for some genuine talent.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 15/03/2010 - 23:53
  • For me, Puddy comes up with common sense quote No 36b. Top fucking material, daft cunts

    koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:31

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