(Uncut) Diamonds are a girl's bestfriend
Sat, 24/04/2010 - 11:29 by HM writer

It's wonderful to see Naomi Campbell, about to marry Russian billionaire Vladislav Doronin, turning over that long-awaited new leaf after recent allegations that she attacked her driver. Yesterday, the supermodel was being interviewed by ABC news and when confronted with the, er, tricky question about an alleged 'blood diamond' given to her by Liberian dictator Charles Taylor, why, she just laughed and shrugged it off before wishing them all and striding out with dignity...

Not really.

 

Those anger management classes with Lee Ryan are obviously paying off...

  • Nice to see you back Mrs

    fuckwit Mon, 26/04/2010 - 10:51
  • Amen to that (geddit?)

    koshmar Sun, 25/04/2010 - 11:26
  • To be famous for walking up and down in other peoples clothes and then thinking you can treat others like shit, you are beyond pointless, worse than being a radio sidekick. I actually went to school briefly with this harridan and she was unpopular, spoilt and unpleasant then, when she first became successful I soon cottoned on that this is truly a godless universe.

    mrsmoon Sun, 25/04/2010 - 09:02
  • She's whoring herself because secretly she knows full well that once her looks fade, she'll probably die alone and penniless.

    angrykid Sun, 25/04/2010 - 07:57
  • Pointless, pampered piece of shit.

    I remember reading some 'piece' about U2 having a live satellite link to what was going on in Bosnia when she was giving it the large with (the millionaire) Adam Clayton. There was something woefully uncomfortable about this spoilt monster having access to the progress of that bloody and horrifying mess like she was watching 'Glee' or something. (I wasn't happy to think anyone with money could purchase a satellite link to a war, but then who am I to question the true Gods of the Earth...ie the monied classes...?)

    Everything about 'supermodel-dom' freaks me out. They're tall, they're extremely thin with MASSIVE feet and they get anything they want in the whole world for free. (And they're not even slightly bloody grateful, they think they earned it. They truly believe they're better than you and me. That's why that woman is so violent. She believes she's beyond the rules of mere mortals)

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 25/04/2010 - 01:42
  • Mme la Lune, never a truer word spoken. If we could be arsed, we'd find about, oooooh 100% of the blokes she's fucked are millionaires +

    koshmar Sun, 25/04/2010 - 01:17
  • You are not too far from the truth Koshmar, she used to date old, wrinkly, bloated billionaire Fabio Briatore...I'm sure she blew him on occasion to keep herself in the lifestyle she doesn't deserve, like a good whore. I think she'll fuck anyone if the bank balance is right.

    mrsmoon Sat, 24/04/2010 - 20:32
  • Yes, you fucking evil cunt, how many Africans fucking died so you could have a big sparkly?

    If there were any justice in the world, the likes of Campbell would be getting turned down by Lidl for shelf stacking and she'd have to resort to blowing off businessmen for a tenner in a flat in Kings Cross

    koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 13:14
  • Yes, you fucking evil cunt, how many Africans fucking died so you could have a big sparkly?

    If there were any justice in the world, the likes of Campbell would be getting turned down by Lidl for shelf stacking and she'd have to resort to blowing off businessmen for a tenner in a flat in Kings Cross

    koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 13:14
  • You are not too far from the truth Koshmar, she used to date old, wrinkly, bloated billionaire Fabio Briatore...I'm sure she blew him on occasion to keep herself in the lifestyle she doesn't deserve, like a good whore. I think she'll fuck anyone if the bank balance is right.

    mrsmoon Sat, 24/04/2010 - 20:32
  • Mme la Lune, never a truer word spoken. If we could be arsed, we'd find about, oooooh 100% of the blokes she's fucked are millionaires +

    koshmar Sun, 25/04/2010 - 01:17
  • Pointless, pampered piece of shit.

    I remember reading some 'piece' about U2 having a live satellite link to what was going on in Bosnia when she was giving it the large with (the millionaire) Adam Clayton. There was something woefully uncomfortable about this spoilt monster having access to the progress of that bloody and horrifying mess like she was watching 'Glee' or something. (I wasn't happy to think anyone with money could purchase a satellite link to a war, but then who am I to question the true Gods of the Earth...ie the monied classes...?)

    Everything about 'supermodel-dom' freaks me out. They're tall, they're extremely thin with MASSIVE feet and they get anything they want in the whole world for free. (And they're not even slightly bloody grateful, they think they earned it. They truly believe they're better than you and me. That's why that woman is so violent. She believes she's beyond the rules of mere mortals)

    Urfugginjokin Sun, 25/04/2010 - 01:42
  • She's whoring herself because secretly she knows full well that once her looks fade, she'll probably die alone and penniless.

    angrykid Sun, 25/04/2010 - 07:57
  • To be famous for walking up and down in other peoples clothes and then thinking you can treat others like shit, you are beyond pointless, worse than being a radio sidekick. I actually went to school briefly with this harridan and she was unpopular, spoilt and unpleasant then, when she first became successful I soon cottoned on that this is truly a godless universe.

    mrsmoon Sun, 25/04/2010 - 09:02
  • Amen to that (geddit?)

    koshmar Sun, 25/04/2010 - 11:26
  • Nice to see you back Mrs

    fuckwit Mon, 26/04/2010 - 10:51

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