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High Tea
Fri, 19/02/2010 - 09:22 by Mr. HM

Naomi Campbell hosted a fashion show to raise money for mothers and babies in Haiti at Somerset House last night. A host of stars, and Geri Halliwell, turned out to show their support.

The annoying thing about these kind of charity events is that it's almost impossible to level any criticism at celebrities taking part.

Almost impossible - because I swear to God above that if I see another picture of either James Corden or David Walliams pretending to be gay (because, you know, gay equals hilarious!) I'll eat a turd. And i'm no expert, but Kate Moss looks two sheets to the bloody wind.

Thank heavens for Geri Halliwell though, as without her it would have been a well turned out, immaculately styled event - rather than an out-take from Ibiza babes 1992, which is seemingly the look she was channeling. 

  • My opinion is that Naomi Campbell should be the host of a wigs fashion show as well. She is a top model or used to be anyway, but I think she has the hostess qualities, don't you agree?

    hilarryburton Fri, 08/04/2011 - 16:57
  • Just got some news about this charity fashion show. Awesome! Thanks for all of your effort.
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    bell22 Sat, 09/10/2010 - 04:20
  • Naomi Campbell? I can't believe it! Really!
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    bell22 Wed, 06/10/2010 - 14:55
  • I hope Naomi knows what she is doing there. Is this Haiti fashion show for the victims of Haiti Earthquake?
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    bell22 Fri, 10/09/2010 - 07:43
  • Wow! The girls no how to strut their stuff, though I cannot say the same for our men friends. Unless it was the photo, they looked quite strange with that funny stoop. All for a great cause and know the men were trying to be funny, however this did not translate from the photograph alone.

    Seane
    Walking Shoes for Women

    SeaneFoote Tue, 31/08/2010 - 08:16
  • Did Nicola whatserchops get ready stood next to a wind machine?

    dandyboy Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:25
  • She needs to remember how fucking old she is - and how very fucking ridiculous she looks. Haiti my arse, she'd have never heard of the place pre-earthquake

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 17:22
  • Aye. My sword. That's what I'd put her to.

    Vewy, vewy, Wuffly.

    gregmvf4 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:38
  • How's this for an advertising slogan for our times: "Laying off coke for one day and donating what you saved to #insert charity# will buy food and clean drinking water for #insert name of creature/population#." Hey Kate - dig deep.

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 14:25
  • Have to say I would too, but I'm assuming you're asking this in the sense of 'putting her to the sword' rather than helping with her laundry and offering to tidy her house?

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:14
  • Not sure I know what you mean, she always looks like that........oh, I see.

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:11
  • Bet you got stuck in though...

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:43
  • I'm sure I'd find something to put in her mouth to stop her talking ...

    gregmvf4 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:13
  • I'm sorry but could you imagine her in the morning? just the thought of her talking to me sends a shiver down my spine

    banquosghost Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:06
  • No

    clee984 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:49
  • yes

    banquosghost Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:37
  • Sorry. Am I the only one who would sort Halliwell out?

    gregmvf4 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:17
  • I can DEFINITELY slate 'celebs' doing charidee because I have first-hand experience of the cunts ligging it up at these events. Do you think they really really care when you hear "X donated his/her services free for this event"? Fuck my granny's arse, get some of that moolah on the table which seems to be thrown at you for the effort of the square root of fuck all.

    In my previous job we were invited to the local BBC studios where Children In Need was being covered for local events. About a dozen 'names' turned up to shove their leering faces on the screen to show what jolly good eggs they were. Backstage, however, was a piss-up and banquet to shame anything that the queen of Sheba could have produced. The cost would have probably exceeded what the local contributions totalled....

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:00
  • David Wallyams does gay because he can't do anything else. Without Matt Lucas he's nothing.

    As for not being able to criticise charidee celebs, the way I look at it is this - if the only time you can 'do charity' is when it's a gala or fashion show, then fuck the fuck off.

    Put your hand in your pocket and donate a pound note and then I'll be impressed.

    Not one of these lepers gave a toss about Haiti. The country's been struggling for years. But now that there's some profile in it, every two-bit has-been wants to do "their bit".

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 10:49
  • kate moss looked twated

    fukyouyoufuk Fri, 19/02/2010 - 10:31
  • kate moss looked twated

    fukyouyoufuk Fri, 19/02/2010 - 10:31
  • David Wallyams does gay because he can't do anything else. Without Matt Lucas he's nothing.

    As for not being able to criticise charidee celebs, the way I look at it is this - if the only time you can 'do charity' is when it's a gala or fashion show, then fuck the fuck off.

    Put your hand in your pocket and donate a pound note and then I'll be impressed.

    Not one of these lepers gave a toss about Haiti. The country's been struggling for years. But now that there's some profile in it, every two-bit has-been wants to do "their bit".

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 10:49
  • I can DEFINITELY slate 'celebs' doing charidee because I have first-hand experience of the cunts ligging it up at these events. Do you think they really really care when you hear "X donated his/her services free for this event"? Fuck my granny's arse, get some of that moolah on the table which seems to be thrown at you for the effort of the square root of fuck all.

    In my previous job we were invited to the local BBC studios where Children In Need was being covered for local events. About a dozen 'names' turned up to shove their leering faces on the screen to show what jolly good eggs they were. Backstage, however, was a piss-up and banquet to shame anything that the queen of Sheba could have produced. The cost would have probably exceeded what the local contributions totalled....

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:00
  • Sorry. Am I the only one who would sort Halliwell out?

    gregmvf4 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:17
  • yes

    banquosghost Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:37
  • No

    clee984 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 11:49
  • I'm sorry but could you imagine her in the morning? just the thought of her talking to me sends a shiver down my spine

    banquosghost Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:06
  • I'm sure I'd find something to put in her mouth to stop her talking ...

    gregmvf4 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:13
  • Bet you got stuck in though...

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:43
  • Not sure I know what you mean, she always looks like that........oh, I see.

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:11
  • Have to say I would too, but I'm assuming you're asking this in the sense of 'putting her to the sword' rather than helping with her laundry and offering to tidy her house?

    slug Fri, 19/02/2010 - 13:14
  • How's this for an advertising slogan for our times: "Laying off coke for one day and donating what you saved to #insert charity# will buy food and clean drinking water for #insert name of creature/population#." Hey Kate - dig deep.

    stella ah trois Fri, 19/02/2010 - 14:25
  • Aye. My sword. That's what I'd put her to.

    Vewy, vewy, Wuffly.

    gregmvf4 Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:38
  • She needs to remember how fucking old she is - and how very fucking ridiculous she looks. Haiti my arse, she'd have never heard of the place pre-earthquake

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 17:22
  • Did Nicola whatserchops get ready stood next to a wind machine?

    dandyboy Tue, 23/02/2010 - 18:25
  • Wow! The girls no how to strut their stuff, though I cannot say the same for our men friends. Unless it was the photo, they looked quite strange with that funny stoop. All for a great cause and know the men were trying to be funny, however this did not translate from the photograph alone.

    Seane
    Walking Shoes for Women

    SeaneFoote Tue, 31/08/2010 - 08:16
  • I hope Naomi knows what she is doing there. Is this Haiti fashion show for the victims of Haiti Earthquake?
    _______________
    levis jeans

    bell22 Fri, 10/09/2010 - 07:43
  • Naomi Campbell? I can't believe it! Really!
    ___________
    free samples by mail

    bell22 Wed, 06/10/2010 - 14:55
  • Just got some news about this charity fashion show. Awesome! Thanks for all of your effort.
    _____________
    Wedding Suits

    bell22 Sat, 09/10/2010 - 04:20
  • My opinion is that Naomi Campbell should be the host of a wigs fashion show as well. She is a top model or used to be anyway, but I think she has the hostess qualities, don't you agree?

    hilarryburton Fri, 08/04/2011 - 16:57

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