Naomi Campbell on Miami beach with her boyfriend Vladislav Doronin
What a Beach
Tue, 13/10/2009 - 10:34 by Mr. HMAs we, the population of Britain, turn up the collars of our favourite winter coats and begrudgingly settle into winter, we should spare a thought for poor Naomi Campbell who only yesterday got too hot on the beach and had to have an ice cold drink to save her from slight dehydration. Bitch.
She spent a gruelling day with her boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin (Scrabble-destroying name) which consisted of being driven from the car to the beach in a golf cart, lying down for a bit, having a drink, posing for the paparazzi and making me completely fucking sick.
Perhaps i'm being too harsh. After all, she has spent the past two months at the various fashion weeks around the world. Who wouldn't need a holiday after being flown from New York to Milan then over to London before having to schlep over to Paris looking at people wearing clothes and shit like that? Give the girl a break!
Considering Naomi must be about 48 by now, she looks great. That dude could do with a more showy watch though, it's far too subtle, doesn't scream "I COULD BUY YOUR CITY" enough, and I can't be sure, but I think they need some bigger umbrellas.
Bitter? Yes - Bombadier please.
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The importance of Miami as the giant of the international financial and cultural property has raised the status of world city of Miami. Miami cultural and linguistic ties to North, South and Central America and the Caribbean, well established, and this city is often times in a row the "Gateway to the Americas."
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I hope they spent a memorable time of their life on the Miami beach. The exotic environment on a sunny beach is always play a role of stimulator between the loved once. I think the time, spent together, will make their bond stronger. hotels in New York
she may be living it up in the sun with an impossibly rich boyfriend but she will always be an arsehole, never know love or be able to take pleasure from simple things.
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And don't be bitter. Naomi Campbell is a fool. Her only tactic in life is to latch onto the nearest man with a dollar bill poking out of his trouser pocket and hope that her stretched-out old minge can see her out.
Now that she's not working as much, her weave is looking as frowsy as fuck. Hope she does an 'Elton' and ends up with a big old nylon number perched high on top of her head. It would be nothing less than she deserves.
With a bit of luck the russkiy chelovek may have some "friends" around who particularly need to sort out, ah, a little "problem". Bye bye vapid bitch... boom
I had the misfortune of going to school with this evil harridan, no one liked her then. She's always been a nasty piece of work.
Regardless of how many millions they are worth between them, their conversation is probably worth ten bob at most. They look like cardboard cut-outs. P.S. I got a watch like his out of a Kinder Egg once.
pointless phone chucking moron
To be fair she is a supermodel so I think she has a pound or 2...
She may be sitting her perky arse on another yatch ( yawn yawn) but she will always been seen as a fucking looney. Good job Naomi, keep sponging off the Russian daddy.
she may be living it up in the sun with an impossibly rich boyfriend but she will always be an arsehole, never know love or be able to take pleasure from simple things.
if you can take any solace at all from that.
She looks more like Huggy Bear with every picture.
Haven't you got this the wrong way round? Surely it's
"Naomi hits boyfriend with Miami bitch??"
She is a 100% certified batshit lunatic though.
They both look pretty fucking soulless to me.
She is a 100% certified batshit lunatic though.
They both look pretty fucking soulless to me.
Haven't you got this the wrong way round? Surely it's
"Naomi hits boyfriend with Miami bitch??"
She looks more like Huggy Bear with every picture.
she may be living it up in the sun with an impossibly rich boyfriend but she will always be an arsehole, never know love or be able to take pleasure from simple things.
if you can take any solace at all from that.
She may be sitting her perky arse on another yatch ( yawn yawn) but she will always been seen as a fucking looney. Good job Naomi, keep sponging off the Russian daddy.
To be fair she is a supermodel so I think she has a pound or 2...
pointless phone chucking moron
Regardless of how many millions they are worth between them, their conversation is probably worth ten bob at most. They look like cardboard cut-outs. P.S. I got a watch like his out of a Kinder Egg once.
I had the misfortune of going to school with this evil harridan, no one liked her then. She's always been a nasty piece of work.
With a bit of luck the russkiy chelovek may have some "friends" around who particularly need to sort out, ah, a little "problem". Bye bye vapid bitch... boom
Now that she's not working as much, her weave is looking as frowsy as fuck. Hope she does an 'Elton' and ends up with a big old nylon number perched high on top of her head. It would be nothing less than she deserves.
And don't be bitter. Naomi Campbell is a fool. Her only tactic in life is to latch onto the nearest man with a dollar bill poking out of his trouser pocket and hope that her stretched-out old minge can see her out.
she may be living it up in the sun with an impossibly rich boyfriend but she will always be an arsehole, never know love or be able to take pleasure from simple things.
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/naomi-campbell-hits-miami-beach-boyfriend36633#ixzz0wfiCJFM3
The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
web development
I hope they spent a memorable time of their life on the Miami beach. The exotic environment on a sunny beach is always play a role of stimulator between the loved once. I think the time, spent together, will make their bond stronger. hotels in New York
The importance of Miami as the giant of the international financial and cultural property has raised the status of world city of Miami. Miami cultural and linguistic ties to North, South and Central America and the Caribbean, well established, and this city is often times in a row the "Gateway to the Americas."
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