Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts
Eating their dinner as we lose ours
Thu, 24/09/2009 - 16:36 by Harry BowJust in case you were in any doubt over the significance of the event, they titled it The Important Dinner for Women. Mainly 'important' because it's the only meal most guests will eat this year...
The Important Dinner for Women, eh? We're not too sure what this bash is all about, although a quick Google search reveals it's 'a chance to celebrate womanhood'. Pretty important then - suck on THAT, men!
Nicole Kidman, Naomi Campbell, Molly Sims, Christy Turlington and Jessica Alba all thought so - they were all there, singing Gloria Gaynor and waving around their bras, or so they probably wished. In reality they would've been nibbling on a cucumber slice whilst listening to Geri Halliwell shitting on about Woman Power.
Luckily, since Geri has morphed into the midget from Don't Look Now (see pic 2), it would've been fairly easy to ignore her. Look at Naomi, just gently shoving her away.
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i hate Nicole Kidman. and Naomi Watts. they both make me want to strangle myself with my own large intestine.
Can you imagine the scintillating dinner talk there? "I was in St Tropez this summer" "Really? So was I" "Hey what a coincidence, so was I!" "You know, you won't believe it, but so was I!" etc etc ad fucking nauseam
Can you imagine the scintillating dinner talk there? "I was in St Tropez this summer" "Really? So was I" "Hey what a coincidence, so was I!" "You know, you won't believe it, but so was I!" etc etc ad fucking nauseam
i hate Nicole Kidman. and Naomi Watts. they both make me want to strangle myself with my own large intestine.