Thank God Naomi Campbell's life is no longer being inconvenienced by some frivolous trial concerning mass mudrer and rape and she has now resumed it as normal - lounging on a yacht in the South of France while quaffing cristal with her billionaire boyfriend...

Also on board was Leonard DiCaprio - who ironically starred in a film called 'Blood Diamond' (awkward!) and his girlfirend Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, although we can't understand why on earth anyone would want to socialise with Campbell - let alone be stuck on a yacht with the lying cow.

Meanwhile, Mia Farrow has contradicted Naomi Campbell's testimony on Monday; Campbell had claimed that two men had randomly turned up at her hotel room back in South Africa in 1997 and had handed her a pouch full of 'dirty pebbles'. Campbell claimed that she hadn't realised they were diamonds as they were not presented to her in a velvet box.

Appearing at the war crimes tribunal yesterday, Farrow instead insisted:

"What I remember is Naomi Campbell joined us at the [breakfast] table but before she even sat down she recounted an event of that evening. She said that in the night she had been awakened and some men were knocking at the door and they had been sent by Charles Taylor and they had given her a huge diamond. And she said she intended to give the diamonds to Nelson Mandela's children's fund.

"As I recall it she was quite excited and said, in effect 'Oh my god, in the middle of the night last night-' or 'Last night I was awakened by knocking at the door and it was men sent by Charles Taylor and he's sent me', as I recall, 'a huge diamond'."

Sadly it seems fairly unlikely, but if Naomi were to be found guilty of lying during her testimony, she could be sentenced to two years in prison.

Maybe they'll watch this on a rainy day...