Naomi Campbell on the run from police after smacking her driver right in the face

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Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:30 by Mr. HM

After doing 200 hours community service for kicking and spitting at police officers and another week for throwing a phone at an assistant, Naomi Campbell was last night "on the run" from New York police for smashing her driver in the face with her hand.

New York police issued a harassment report after her driver told them she had hit him from the back seat, causing him to smack his head against the steering wheel bruising his eye. Naomi did the gallant thing and legged it sharpish.

Jeff Raymond, Naomi's spokseperson said:

"There shouldn't be a rush to judgment,"

"Naomi will co-operate and there is more to the story than meets the eye."

I don't know what laws supermodels have to abide by, but for the rest of us ugly people, co-operation with the police isn't massively voluntary.

Is there a more batshit woman on the planet? GET OVER YOURSELF YOU SILLY COW.

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Comments

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loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 02:57
... and a pair of lips that look like she's had a clack in the gob with the 1015 Kings Cross to Newcastle
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 13:25
Haha. Brilliant.
I do wonder why no-one just kicks the fuck out of the stroppy cow. You'd achieve a level of fame/notoreity that would render all normal work useless, and justify the inevitable prison sentence for us normies.
retrovertigo Thu, 04/03/2010 - 19:53
You certainly know how to get a man hot under the (dog) collar Stella.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 04/03/2010 - 10:31
Discovery channel? Home shopping? Roulette?
stella ah trois Thu, 04/03/2010 - 10:17
Madder than a box of frogs but, I reckon she would be much more fun than the majority of anodyne women one tends to see in newspapers and on special, only-viewed-late-at-night-websites.
Verkauf Thu, 04/03/2010 - 09:29
Right its time to be tough on this BITCH all she needs is to be locked up in a cell for 1 month without access to make-up mineral water, designer gear etc, no hair brush then all puplic are allowed to walk freely past her cell in new yorks time square, and throw tomatoes at her. SHE IS AN ARROGENT BASTARD BITCH WHOM I WISH ONE OF HER STAFF WOULD SHAVE HER EYELASHES, AND HAIR AND EYBROWS OFF!
dancingworm Thu, 04/03/2010 - 00:04
Fuck me, she's a shit.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 03/03/2010 - 21:20
She shouldn't be hard for the police to find - apparently she's usually in the company of a massively inflated delusion of grandeur and a dodgy weave.
spandex Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:21
there must be more to life than being very very good looking but i am yet to find it. now fuck off you ugly pigs before i smack yer
switch Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:59
Naomi is a dog with no dignity. Perfect looks masking an ugly chav. If I was someone that she ever laid hands on, I'd kick her arse so hard even Chris Brown would have to say "Daymn!"
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:32
I'd watch out Mr HM, you'll be next!
yogithebear Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:57
Looking at the pics of her, you'd think butter wouldn't melt. It would just turn rancid and create a nasty, llingering pong. file under: deluded, infantile cunt.
stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:53

Looking at the pics of her, you'd think butter wouldn't melt. It would just turn rancid and create a nasty, llingering pong. file under: deluded, infantile cunt.
stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:53
I'd watch out Mr HM, you'll be next!
yogithebear Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:57
Naomi is a dog with no dignity. Perfect looks masking an ugly chav. If I was someone that she ever laid hands on, I'd kick her arse so hard even Chris Brown would have to say "Daymn!"
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:32
there must be more to life than being very very good looking but i am yet to find it. now fuck off you ugly pigs before i smack yer
switch Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:59
She shouldn't be hard for the police to find - apparently she's usually in the company of a massively inflated delusion of grandeur and a dodgy weave.
spandex Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:21
Fuck me, she's a shit.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 03/03/2010 - 21:20
Right its time to be tough on this BITCH all she needs is to be locked up in a cell for 1 month without access to make-up mineral water, designer gear etc, no hair brush then all puplic are allowed to walk freely past her cell in new yorks time square, and throw tomatoes at her. SHE IS AN ARROGENT BASTARD BITCH WHOM I WISH ONE OF HER STAFF WOULD SHAVE HER EYELASHES, AND HAIR AND EYBROWS OFF!
dancingworm Thu, 04/03/2010 - 00:04
Madder than a box of frogs but, I reckon she would be much more fun than the majority of anodyne women one tends to see in newspapers and on special, only-viewed-late-at-night-websites.
Verkauf Thu, 04/03/2010 - 09:29
Discovery channel? Home shopping? Roulette?
stella ah trois Thu, 04/03/2010 - 10:17
You certainly know how to get a man hot under the (dog) collar Stella.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 04/03/2010 - 10:31
Haha. Brilliant.
I do wonder why no-one just kicks the fuck out of the stroppy cow. You'd achieve a level of fame/notoreity that would render all normal work useless, and justify the inevitable prison sentence for us normies.
retrovertigo Thu, 04/03/2010 - 19:53
... and a pair of lips that look like she's had a clack in the gob with the 1015 Kings Cross to Newcastle
koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 13:25
I strongly recommend http://www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
loveeee Thu, 11/03/2010 - 02:57