Campbell and her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin have been staying at a £3000-a-night-villa in Phuket, just next to Kate Moss and Jamie Hince.
And apparently, during the short space of time that the supermodels aren't drinking, shouting at other people or smoking several hundred cigarettes, Moss has been trying to persuade Campbell to join in for a synchronised swimming display.
Before Campbell threw her BlackBerry at Moss's head and told her to 'fuck off' (probably).
A source said:
"Kate has spent five days solid preparing for this synchronised swimming display. Underwater music was piped through her hotel pool, allowing her to practise her moves and refine the art of water ballet. Sporting a nose clip and floral swimming cap - worn ironically - she had a hotel worker download an online handbook so she could learn all the moves.
"Kate has perfected all the basic sculling moves and twirls, plus the eggbeater - basically treading water - but has really struggled with the crane which requires a great deal of core strength."
Who comes up with this stuff?
They added:
"Last night she invited a group of model friends, including Naomi, to her villa for the show. It was a roaring success and everyone was in hysterics watching Kate and co. pirouetting underwater."
We think we'd rather a dip in the Tooting Bec lido...
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COMMENTS (11)
thought moss wasin koh samui. no where near Phuket.
perhaps theyll all sail their boat up here to chiang mai.
Think campbell should have applied a bit of waterproof slap.
weird old cock on him in pic 2
Looks like her wig is making its escape
ha ha, too true- just like my gran on a windy day, the lunatic's wig is keen to take a little dive in the Andaman sea it seems. What an ugly profile.
Pic 1 - her arse dildo has resurfaced,
Who gives a fuck what the cunt and her ugly zillionaire are up to?
Thanks for that, Blart - tis the same water equpiment style thing I take to the pool to teach my kids not-drowning techniques. ('Swimming' is too technically advanced at this stage.) Now each time I look at said equipment, I will think, "Naomi's arse dildo." I used to like you. Gonna have to get some Floaties now instead.
Oi! Naomi! Sort out your weave man! Or better yet, don't. With your peppercorn hair-front, you're giving us more jokes than you usually do. Keep it up (or should that be on?)
Teeth! That's the news. She has teeth.
Pic 1 So that's what happened to Floella Benjamin.Oh no it's just La Campbell getting old.
ROTFLMAO