Campbell was relaxing on a yacht the size of a small tower block in Spain with Russian billionaire and property tycoon, Vladislav Doronin.

Only people who had at least a billion in the bank were allowed aboard their boat, which included Marco Tronchetti Provera, an Italian businessman and president of Pirelli, and Arcadia boss Philip Green.

And Campbell looked quite docile and placated with Doronin, but let's hope they all have life-jackets and plenty rubber dingys on stand-by just in case...