Natalie Imbruglia steps in for Dannii Minogue on the X Factor

12 Simon Cowell greets a crowd at the X Factor auditions Louis Walsh, being all manly advert Simon Cowell posing Simon Cowell waving New Xtra Factor presenter Konnie Huq, who recently got engaged to Charlie Brooke Dermot O'Leary advert Louis Walsh, with fans Konnie Huq Cheryl Cole Cheryl Cole advert Natalie Imbruglia

Guest judge Natalie Imbruglia, in an eye-catching fuschia number

Presenting... X Factor snippet of nonsense number 148569

Mon, 14/06/2010 - 13:34 by Le Chat

The X Factor auditions continue, with another glut of hopeless dimwits queueing up to be assessed by an aging former Aussie soap-star who hit the heights of number 88 with her last single.

Ladies and gentlemen, we give you: Natalie Imbruglia.

After Geri Halliwell's guest appearance on the X Factor auditions, it was Natalie Imbruglia's turn this week to stand in for Dannii Minogue.

And yes, this is the same Natalie Imbruglia who hit the dizzy heights of number 88 in the singles charts with her last single.

Maybe Holly Valance wasn't available, but it's all rather reeking of Simon shrieking to Cheryl "You're current! You're still young!", like a pat on the back from a creepy overlord.

In related news, the 2007 winner Leon Jackson played a "stunning stripped down set" to a 200-capacity pub in Putney two weeks ago.

I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel
I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor

Now there's an image to bring your lunch back up to.

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Comments

Ha ha ha ha ha. Kosh fucking LOVES Natalie Imbruglia. I look forward to her featuring just to feel his love. Her 'Torn' is like 'Sit Down' by James. Whole 'career' built on one song.

Do you realize that the writer of 'So Macho' still gets something like ten grand a month in royalties from people playing it all over the world? Jammy, lucky, homophobic, illiterate, millionaire bastard.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 15/06/2010 - 21:57
Who the devil is Charlie Brooke, Le Chat?...WHO IS IT?
guineapig Tue, 15/06/2010 - 10:14
Why are those morons taking pictures of the back of Cowell's head?
stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:42
Leon Jackson used to go to the recording studio downstairs from my old office. The studio was newly built and soundproofed and we never heard a thing....except when Leon Jackson was there. He was the only person who ever made enough noise to pierce the soundproofing and concrete flooring. It was not a nice noise at all, something like a particularly out of tune cat being slowly and hideously tortured.
slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:11
Like Minogue Minor and Tweedy, yet another towering musical talent on the judging panel.
huxylady Mon, 14/06/2010 - 19:13
However the words "Natalie Imbruglia" and "fucking one-trick-pony" will ALWAYS appear in the same sentence
koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:56
The word 'stunning set' and Leon Jackson will never feature in any sentence, unless the stunning is via cattle prod before a swift nailgun shot behind the ear.
malachysdad Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:53
i think cowell got a bulk buy in white Tshirts
elbow Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:24
have you considered change your name to "c'est shat"?
Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 14/06/2010 - 15:01
I think there was a bulk buy offer at the plastic surgeons.
slug Mon, 14/06/2010 - 14:59
Imbruglia and D. Minogue have THE SAME FACE.

I am scared.
tescopop Mon, 14/06/2010 - 14:39

Imbruglia and D. Minogue have THE SAME FACE.

I am scared.
tescopop Mon, 14/06/2010 - 14:39
I think there was a bulk buy offer at the plastic surgeons.
slug Mon, 14/06/2010 - 14:59
have you considered change your name to "c'est shat"?
Lousybosomsdisplease Mon, 14/06/2010 - 15:01
i think cowell got a bulk buy in white Tshirts
elbow Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:24
The word 'stunning set' and Leon Jackson will never feature in any sentence, unless the stunning is via cattle prod before a swift nailgun shot behind the ear.
malachysdad Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:53
However the words "Natalie Imbruglia" and "fucking one-trick-pony" will ALWAYS appear in the same sentence
koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:56
Like Minogue Minor and Tweedy, yet another towering musical talent on the judging panel.
huxylady Mon, 14/06/2010 - 19:13
Leon Jackson used to go to the recording studio downstairs from my old office. The studio was newly built and soundproofed and we never heard a thing....except when Leon Jackson was there. He was the only person who ever made enough noise to pierce the soundproofing and concrete flooring. It was not a nice noise at all, something like a particularly out of tune cat being slowly and hideously tortured.
slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:11
Why are those morons taking pictures of the back of Cowell's head?
stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:42
Who the devil is Charlie Brooke, Le Chat?...WHO IS IT?
guineapig Tue, 15/06/2010 - 10:14
Ha ha ha ha ha. Kosh fucking LOVES Natalie Imbruglia. I look forward to her featuring just to feel his love. Her 'Torn' is like 'Sit Down' by James. Whole 'career' built on one song.

Do you realize that the writer of 'So Macho' still gets something like ten grand a month in royalties from people playing it all over the world? Jammy, lucky, homophobic, illiterate, millionaire bastard.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 15/06/2010 - 21:57