Tobey mug
Mon, 23/11/2009 - 18:20 by Harry Bow

Tobey Maguire might have been absent from the screens for a while but you'd better get used to his smug mug again - the once mildly-interesting (anyone remember the pussy posse?) now dull actor has an incredible 15 films racked up, one of which was premiered in New York last night...

Handy that Tobey Maguire's father-in-law is the President of Universal Pictures, hey?

 

Anyway, the actor was joined by co-star Natalie Portman at the New York premiere of new flick Brothers last night - although onlookers onlookers probably would have preferred to have seen the other lead, Jake Gyllehhaal. Oh well, as well as the above, the consolation was Agyness Deyn, the Edge, Billy Connolly and someone from The Hills spin-off, The City on red carpet.

 

Enjoy!

 

 

  • The girl from They City is Olivia Palermo. She's pretty but she's a bitch.

    mynicehat Wed, 25/11/2009 - 15:09
  • I'm sure the fact that she's the daughter of one of the most powerful men in Hollywood and a multi-millionaire heiress doesn't put him off his vinegar stroke...

    Blartmonster Wed, 25/11/2009 - 00:47
  • Totally agree. I dont think ive ever seen a famous actor with such a minger.

    grange Tue, 24/11/2009 - 15:18
  • I think she's at least a bit better than fugly supposed supermodel Aggy Deyn but it's a close race.

    whereswaldo Tue, 24/11/2009 - 14:43
  • Tobey, mate, your wife is really ugly. Just thought you should know.

    tescopop Tue, 24/11/2009 - 13:09
  • I backed Seabiscuit every time it ran, so I think he's great

    jiggerycock Tue, 24/11/2009 - 10:36
  • His cock is meant to be huge.
    And if you saw the size of his hands - massive!
    And in Spiderman 3 he looked a bit like Jeremy Kyle. No-one deserves that.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 24/11/2009 - 02:22
  • His cock is meant to be huge.
    And if you saw the size of his hands - massive!
    And in Spiderman 3 he looked a bit like Jeremy Kyle. No-one deserves that.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 24/11/2009 - 02:22
  • I backed Seabiscuit every time it ran, so I think he's great

    jiggerycock Tue, 24/11/2009 - 10:36
  • Tobey, mate, your wife is really ugly. Just thought you should know.

    tescopop Tue, 24/11/2009 - 13:09
  • I think she's at least a bit better than fugly supposed supermodel Aggy Deyn but it's a close race.

    whereswaldo Tue, 24/11/2009 - 14:43
  • Totally agree. I dont think ive ever seen a famous actor with such a minger.

    grange Tue, 24/11/2009 - 15:18
  • I'm sure the fact that she's the daughter of one of the most powerful men in Hollywood and a multi-millionaire heiress doesn't put him off his vinegar stroke...

    Blartmonster Wed, 25/11/2009 - 00:47
  • The girl from They City is Olivia Palermo. She's pretty but she's a bitch.

    mynicehat Wed, 25/11/2009 - 15:09

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