Oh John Galliano, this has not been a good week for you. If only you had been born around the turn of the last century eh? You poor bugger. Racism certainly isn't what it used to be. Even your close friends are starting to jump ship, like Natalie Portman. Still no word yet from Kate Moss, but then again, she's not a 'dirty jew' like Natalie, is she, eh JG? Good Aryan breeding stock. Well, good-ish.

Luckily for all the other lovely people who've been unfairly associated with Galliano, we've found their pictures and stuck them in a gallery, so they can see if they've been spotted and then immediately return all their Nazi gold and blood money to him, a la Nelly Furtado with Colonel Gaddafi. Or they can keep it and forever bury their shame.

So, as we mentioned, Natalie Portman, previously an ambassador for Dior, has completely disowned herself from John Galliano, their head designer, after recent claims surfaced of his outlandish racism. Portman released the following statement, and also the following following advert:

“I am deeply shocked and disgusted by the video of John Galliano’s comments that surfaced today. In light of this video, and as an individual who is proud to be Jewish, I will not be associated with Mr. Galliano in any way. I hope at the very least, these terrible comments remind us to reflect and act upon combating these still-existing prejudices that are the opposite of all that is beautiful.”