More of Karen Gillan, less of this lot of tossers, please

Extra digits=extra fun.

It's not all bad news, Huxy, I've heard you play a fucking mean banjo with those six fingers.

That made me laugh - excellent.
Stick some acupuncture needles into your cock indeed.
I take it you WERE joking?

That's it Em. Don't they know who you are? You're up there with the greats. Don't you let no little taxi man tell you what to do. And here's some advice. Free of charge. Find yourself a black club attendent. Smack her around a bit. Then marry a mixed race boyfriend. That way, when your career falls into the toilet - as it surely will - you can become the nation's sweetheart.

Its heartening to know that despite all the troubles in life there is a seemingly bottomless pit of deluded millionaires who like to indulge in the orgy of mutual masturbation that is the award ceremony. Twats.

There is, indeed, nothing wrong with it at all topguntop, but I was just trying not to highlight the race issue, given that there are a few racist twats on these boards who are really beginning to piss me off.

This is completely off topic but why is it when I click on this site I always get talking ads, but never actual ads? Just blaring "buy Pledge"? Right now I'm hearing "My Best Friends Wedding" (w/ Julia Roberts)? I've got to remember to mute my speakers when I come here.

OK, got as far as James Corden, looking unfortunately like a pig in a dinner jacket, and lost the will to continue.
Did Gwynneth deliberately go as MadMen Barbie?
Actually, really not that fussed.
I'm off to stick some acupuncture needles into my cock!
Tra la la, as they say.

Changing the subject,Jenny Weasley turned out nice though.

There's nothing wrong with interacial dp-ing hux. I wouldn't mind it for example.

You're all mean and I'll slap the lot of yer. The webbing between my fingers packs quite a punch.

You're right there Slug. It gets put on the general medical notes too, for the kids with six toes and eyes too close together. Results from inbreeding plus too much asparagus during pregnancy

Innocent hmmmmm, how long did that last then ?

Nothing ever remained sweet or innocent for long in Norfolk, the gene pool just isn't big enough for social niceties. Hence the well-known pyschiatrist's scribble 'NFN' which stands for 'Normal for Norfolk'.

I was trying to be all correct and sensitive by not mentioning the whole interracial suggestion. I think I need to forget about being correct and sensitive sometimes, HM really isn't the place for it!

Jiggs picture suggests interacial dp aswell, which is just super.

From the write up i was expecting at least one picture of that cunt chipmunk being ejected by massive bouncers pounding on his fucking horrible face - not a bit of it.

To think I was once a sweet young thing floating innocently through the meadows of Norfolk. Now I have a mind that would put a cess pit to shame.

You continue to impress me Miss Hux.....I'd have never figured that one out.

I can usually fathom out even your most surreal of comments Jiggers but I'm afraid this time, just like the landmine victim, I'm stumped.

Oh Rev, you sweet innocent thing. I'm assuming that Mr. Jiggers is referring to picture 17 and the DP which that vile little bitch Watson is looking forward to from the two 'security' chaps pictured with her.