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Said it before, say it again..
She is just an over "Priced" whore..
And a well used one at that..

Thank you Tanya, you made my day start with a good laugh! :.)

Good. She's made enough money so let her fuck off back to her donkey-horses in Essex. She ain't even worth a joke anymore. Don't be surprised if she suddenly announces she's having a sex change - anything for a bit of coverage.

WOW, MJ, you must be bored today too. You should find a humourous blog to read. Gets me through the day.

But yes, your deconstruction is quite precise. Imagine, a few years ago, there were people breathlessly exclaiming "I love Jordan, she's so like strong and she's doing all this stuff and she's a businesswowan and a great mum and like her and Peter are like so good together and her books are actually good and I read her autobiography and she has been through soooo much" and now they're basically shouting "Kill the pig! Cut her throat! Spill her blood!" (except that they wouldn't get the Golding reference, using the ever popular "Boooo!")

Hmmmm good point, why would someone who craves attention from celeb worshippers care what a bunch of people who love celebrities that much that they're willing to stand in the pissing rain just get a glimpse of them think, I mean it's not like these peoples opinions are representative of what every one else who follows celebrities thinks......oh

I am sure I would really care what people who had actually come to watch the NTA's from outside the building in freezing weather thought of me too.

tanya, I salute your accurate and very very funny description. More please!!

if only her face were able to register emotion.

I wonder if use of the 1967 Abortion Act could arrest the development of the celebrity foetus so to save time and energy with the middle bit. Don't even need the funeral pyre bit then Can go straight in the incinerator.

This is why shows like Big Brother & the X Factor are so popular - they let the public see the persons journey from the moment when Simon Cowell or whoever else it may be first impregnates them with a healthy dose of "opportunity knocks" and they become a celeb-zygote, a celeb in infancy if you will. The public then spend the next few weeks devouring as much information (all nice at this point) as they can about our potential-celeb, all the time this is feeding the ego of the person in question helping to generate the new quasi-celeb-entity that is not quite the person they were when they started but is not yet a fully fledged star....at this time the public feel the person still "belongs" to them. The next stage is the pinnacle, the person is a celeb in their own right...maybe they've won the X-factor or perhaps they stuffed a wine bottle up their mimsy, it doesn't matter all we know is that some event has happened that has triggered the transition. Now there is a honeymoon period where they are the nations darling, but the british public being what they are we soon get bored of being nice so the evil stories start appearing in the press (ex-lovers, drug abuse, drunken behaviour, etc) at this point the public start to think that the person has become too big for their boots, their popularity declines, they start doing crappy local club appearances or endorsing strange products, if they are not famous for winnign a singing contest they may release a novelty song......their time is up, their star has faded, the celebrity bonfire has another corpse to add to the ashes of Rhiddian, Nasty Nick, Craig the 1st big brother winner, Maureen from Driving School, the list goes on.......All in time for the next sacrificial offering to begin their journey from anonymity.

And breathe.

I've had a quick shuftie round t'internet (i.e. searched on google) and I can't find anything....there may be some footage on you tube but as previously discussed my cunty IT dept won't let me access that.

Let's just hope that she finally get's the message that the majority of the public despise her and her pathetic attention seeking antics. It'd be nice to think that she had enough sense somewhere in the tangerine coloured noggin of hers to think "d'you know what faaack it, I've got enough money to keep me in botox & juicy tubes for the rest of me life maybe it's time to concentrate on bringing up the kids" but what do we think the chances of that happening are ????

Oh and on another note - lose the jug eared mahogany punch bag x

I like how the public create someone, build them up, then devour them.

Umm, yes, but they're not actually hers though are they?

Is this magnificent occasion anywhere to be seen/heard/enjoyed/reveled in?

There is a god.

All the charm of a burst water pipe in the upstairs toilet!

Hahahahahahahaha

Looks like the nasty, little, hatchet-faced runt - Michelle Onheat - has been instructed by Kuntie Price to carry her sparkley superchavstar sports bag (full of make-up, hair extensions, gynaecological creams, and Kuntie's favourite Swarovski crystal encrusted dildo) out to the waiting limo for her. Onheat does not mind being Kuntie's personal hag-in-waiting as long as Kuntie allows Onheat to scavenge a little of her limelight on occasion. It's touching to see such a fine example of symbiotic parasitism in action.

See you later slag!

I just find it funny that the, erm, lady (?) herself is in fact a big plastic tit.