National Television Awards 2010: The Winners

Women on the Loose!

Wed, 20/01/2010 - 23:16 by Mr. HM

Dear God, I fear the Loose Women team are going to drink all the booze in the world and pop the cherry of every man within a 30 mile radius of the O2 - it's the National Television Awards 2010 Winners list!

Serial Drama Performance
Lacey Turner (Eastenders)

Drama Performance
David Tennant (Doctor Who)

Drama
Doctor Who (BBC)

Serial Drama
Coronation Street (ITV)

Star Travel Documentary
Stephen Fry: In America

Most Popular Entertainment Programme
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway (ITV)

Most Popular Entertainment Presenter
Ant & Dec

Most Popular Talent Show
The X Factor ITV

Most Popular Comedy Programme
Gavin & Stacey (BBC)

Most Popular Factual Programme
Loose Women (ITV)

Most Popular Newcomer
Craig Gazey (Coronation Street)

Special Recognition Award
Stephen Fry

Our psychic abilities meant we predicted a grand total of 6 out of a possible 10, which is pretty damn shit.

Dear Carol McGiffin and Denise Welch - please spare us from sights like these ^^ (nb. They are old pictures, I'll update them as soon as the inevitably grim new ones get put up)

National Television Awards, Ant & Dec, David Tennant, James Corden, Stephen Fry

Comments

well that irritating Carol Mc MyAss still has not been dumped by the toyboy...so really..she can wave a finger of 2 at the running paps.
kermits Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:29
Nice to see Terrahawks finally getting some recognition
hamstir Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:28
Well wasn't that a load of screechy nonsense.

Had they fed speed to the crowd beforehand? The only vaguely listenable bit (Steven Fry's acceptance speech, well let's face it, you could parade Steven Fry's urine samples and it would be interesting) ruined by a load of shouting.
jiggerycock Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:33
"two fingers. right? two fingers, up my arse, from the twat next to me on the way home".
unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:04
'...grafted to said faeces'

An interesting concept and not a nice one. You'd probably win the Turner Prize though.
slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 09:47
The presenters of Slack Womben are hereby cited as being in violation of the Dangerous Weapons Act of 1997 by carrying uncontrolloble and particularly gruesome weapons, ie, there faces and growlers. Prosecution will result in £2500 fine and a permanent brown bag (recyclable, one of, or in Macmuffins case, two, in case one falls off) grafted to said faeces.

Move along you hags, nothing to deflower here
officerdibble Thu, 21/01/2010 - 08:33

The presenters of Slack Womben are hereby cited as being in violation of the Dangerous Weapons Act of 1997 by carrying uncontrolloble and particularly gruesome weapons, ie, there faces and growlers. Prosecution will result in £2500 fine and a permanent brown bag (recyclable, one of, or in Macmuffins case, two, in case one falls off) grafted to said faeces.

Move along you hags, nothing to deflower here
officerdibble Thu, 21/01/2010 - 08:33
'...grafted to said faeces'

An interesting concept and not a nice one. You'd probably win the Turner Prize though.
slug Thu, 21/01/2010 - 09:47
"two fingers. right? two fingers, up my arse, from the twat next to me on the way home".
unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:04
Well wasn't that a load of screechy nonsense.

Had they fed speed to the crowd beforehand? The only vaguely listenable bit (Steven Fry's acceptance speech, well let's face it, you could parade Steven Fry's urine samples and it would be interesting) ruined by a load of shouting.
jiggerycock Thu, 21/01/2010 - 12:33
Nice to see Terrahawks finally getting some recognition
hamstir Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:28
well that irritating Carol Mc MyAss still has not been dumped by the toyboy...so really..she can wave a finger of 2 at the running paps.
kermits Thu, 21/01/2010 - 13:29