National Television Awards 2011: The men and their loose, leathery flesh

23 Eamonn Holmes and Angelica Bell, together at last Jeff Brazier, unnaturally cheerful advert Peter Andre, probably signing someone else's merchandise Peter Andre and a fellow Cuprinol Crusader Leigh Francis, photo selecta Jeff Brazier, lovely suit, must have stolen it from a midget though advert Louie Spence with Lacey Turner X Factor crew, minus Louis and Dannii. What could it mean?Top Gear crew, like public schoolboys who've weed themselves "I was the one who locked you in that portaloo"advert The Inbetweeners, deserving winners Shaun Ryder and Stacey Solomon, friends, not lovers Lisa Faulkner and John Torode. He'll eat your food and then spit it in your face Joe Thomas, Simon Bird and Blake Harrison from The Inbetweeners advert Peter Andre, always on duty Bruce Forsythe and wife Wilnelia. He changes the order of words for fun.Matt Cardle, TV personality apparently Benedict Cumberbatch, sounds like ducks advert Eastenders wins award for most miserable plot ever Steve McStabbin' more like "108? No, 82 in fact"You may very well cry David Jason, BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE ACTING

Jeremy Clarkson, tastemaker

We can't even get BBC 3 at ours

Thu, 27/01/2011 - 11:05 by John Hill

You've seen the winners, you've seen the tattoos, so we now present you with the men. It's not what many would call a natural progression, but in our defence, not many of the men look that natural anyway.

All the leading lights of British television were there. Shaun Ryder and Bruce Forsythe had a chat about looking much older than you actually are, Steve McFadden appeared to be trying to find someone to stab with his award, David Jason genuinely seemed pleased with his award and Matt Cardle had praise heaped upon him at the TV awards because he's a musician. Sorry, "despite being", not "because he's".

Also appeared, Benedict Cumberbatch. Great name, we remember someone saying how it sounded a bit like a fart in the bath. Might have even been him.

Jeremy Clarkson Pictures, National Television Awards, Bruce Forsyth, David Jason, Jeff Brazier, Louie Spence, Matt Cardle, Peter Andre, Shaun Ryder

Comments

Jeremy Clarkson and James May - yuk! Their next assignment should be to drive to Mike Tyson's house and interfere with his pigeons. I think we can guess the outcome.
PuddyTwat Thu, 27/01/2011 - 16:01
Clarkson, man, what a walking shit-bubble with pubes on the top.
mickeyrat Thu, 27/01/2011 - 14:03

Clarkson, man, what a walking shit-bubble with pubes on the top.
mickeyrat Thu, 27/01/2011 - 14:03
Jeremy Clarkson and James May - yuk! Their next assignment should be to drive to Mike Tyson's house and interfere with his pigeons. I think we can guess the outcome.
PuddyTwat Thu, 27/01/2011 - 16:01