Who Ant & Dec
Wed, 20/01/2010 - 20:52 by Mr. HM

We're hot off the press (the bloody thing hasn't even finished yet) with the red carpet arrival pics from the 2010 National Television Awards. More plastic than a barbie factory!

The best part of the awards so far has been the audience's reaction to Katie Price. Amazing (More on that later i think)!

I'm no Gynaecologist (despite what it says on my business cards), but i'm sure pregnant women aren't meant to wear corsets are they?

We'll be back later with a list of winners (probably) and photos of Michelle Heaton crapping in a plastic bag round the back of HMV on Oxford St (less likely to be honest). 

  • pic 25 caption should read 'Heidi ORange'

    and0001 Fri, 22/01/2010 - 07:02
  • Fuck me, Katie Price looks older than Barbara Windsor, Joanna Lumley and that wheelchair bound elderly ghurka friend of hers combined.

    mrsmoon Thu, 21/01/2010 - 18:19
  • fern cotton has achieved the near-impossible by making katie price appear demure.

    some incredibly unpleasant people in attendance above, breezing down the read carpet, accompanied by a faint waft of their own shit. which doesn't stink, obviously.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 10:57
  • Steady on - there were at least two pics of men among this selection of 'gorgeous celeb totty'. Pity one of them was however Simon Bowel. I do though like the cheeky David so thank you for this small gift.

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 10:13
  • Steady on - there were at least two pics of men among this selection of 'gorgeous celeb totty'. Pity one of them was however Simon Bowel. I do though like the cheeky David so thank you for this small gift.

    stella ah trois Thu, 21/01/2010 - 10:13
  • fern cotton has achieved the near-impossible by making katie price appear demure.

    some incredibly unpleasant people in attendance above, breezing down the read carpet, accompanied by a faint waft of their own shit. which doesn't stink, obviously.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 21/01/2010 - 10:57
  • Fuck me, Katie Price looks older than Barbara Windsor, Joanna Lumley and that wheelchair bound elderly ghurka friend of hers combined.

    mrsmoon Thu, 21/01/2010 - 18:19
  • pic 25 caption should read 'Heidi ORange'

    and0001 Fri, 22/01/2010 - 07:02

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