New Moon premiere hits London, streets awash with teenage hormones

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Fangs a lot!
Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:50 by Mr. HM

The Twilight juggernaut chugged it's way into London last night for the premiere of the second instalment, New Moon. The amount of slightly ugly teenage girls wearing too much makeup crying their eyes out was said to be record breaking, and also slightly depressing.

After Tuesday's investigation into exactly what the hell all this Twilight stuff is (GYAC i'm a 35 year old man, not a hormonal 16 year old girl) you have to stand back and applaud the marketing people. Its like they've read the diaries of every emo-teen in the world.

These bloody actors need to cheer the fuck up though. Don't they know it won't get any better than this? They are what - 19 and the teen world is their oyster. Cheer the fuck up - it doesn't look broody or enigmatic, it look miserable and ungrateful. "Oh woe is me I never wanted to be famous." Piss off. GYAC you aren't really vampires. 

*breathes*

(Editor's note - those TROUSERS!)

(Another Editor's note - Phil Mitchell?)

Red Carpet, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

Comments

  • I still don't understand all this vampire bollocks. Vampire seems to basically be a nice way of saying "Miserable fucking goth poser". I tried to get into the whole Twilight thing after my friends swore blind that I'd love it, but it's basically Gossip Girl, but with a slight supernatural twist and fewer blondes.

    retrovertigo Fri, 13/11/2009 - 18:01

  • I agree Mr M. I'm going to have to pull my pocket to find out what all the fuss is about! R-Patz is the sort of knock-kneed weed I wouldn't even piss on, so what gives?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:34

  • Right. Enough. Surely there has been sufficient pictures now of that preteen knickerwetter twat Pattinson. Does he have any other look apart from "my first facial hair" dressed as an Open University lecturer from the 70s?

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:56

  • What a pig shit looking cunt that Pattinson fella is. Unlike me.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:25

  • What a pig shit looking cunt that Pattinson fella is. Unlike me.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:25

  • Right. Enough. Surely there has been sufficient pictures now of that preteen knickerwetter twat Pattinson. Does he have any other look apart from "my first facial hair" dressed as an Open University lecturer from the 70s?

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 12:56

  • I agree Mr M. I'm going to have to pull my pocket to find out what all the fuss is about! R-Patz is the sort of knock-kneed weed I wouldn't even piss on, so what gives?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:34

  • I still don't understand all this vampire bollocks. Vampire seems to basically be a nice way of saying "Miserable fucking goth poser". I tried to get into the whole Twilight thing after my friends swore blind that I'd love it, but it's basically Gossip Girl, but with a slight supernatural twist and fewer blondes.

    retrovertigo Fri, 13/11/2009 - 18:01

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