News Of The World Childrens Champions Awards bring out Fashion Chumpions

Alex Reid at the Childrens Champions Awards 2011

Cock in Tails

Thu, 31/03/2011 - 10:20 by Mr. HM

As well as Mikhail's 80th it was also the News Of The World's Annual Childrens Champions Awards at the Grovesnor House Hotel and I know it was for charity and all that, but I didn't realise it was fancy dress too. Alex Reid - either have a word with yourself or go and fix me a drink.

Joining Alex Reid in the "Getting Dressed in the Dark" category are Vanessa and Phats (or is it Small?), Lee Ryan, and Nicola McLean who isn't content with turning herself into a wooden spoon on legs and is insisting on dressing in crêpe paper curtains.

Joining these dudes in this obviously fantastic event which helpsthelivesofthoselessfortunatethanourselves was Kerry Katona, Alexandra Burke and Simon Cowell (his wardrobe must be like Mickey Rourke's in 9 1/2 weeks) and now we know that Chantelle Houghton and Rav Wilding share foundation - they're EXACTLY the same colour and shine factor.

Who told Tamara Ecclestone that it was a "show as much of your tits of without showing yer nips" competition?

The event raises awareness and money for children who have basically been dealt with a turd sandwich at some point in their lives. I would write about these, but the only pictures available are of the celebrities outside smiling nicely. The stories and pictures of the real stars of the evening will of course be available in the News Of The World this Sunday for a couple of quid.

Fashion Disaster, Red Carpet, Alex Reid, Barbara Windsor, Blue, Chantelle Houghton, James Corden, Kerry Katona, Nicola McLean, Peter Andre, Simon Cowell, Stacey Solomon, Vanessa Feltz

Comments

Blue - your not hard or edgy, your shit. Posing cunts
The Cheddar Thu, 31/03/2011 - 15:49
Attractive? I'd question that myself - she looks like the human equivalent of gruel, thin, weakly and insipid. I agree with you on the clothes bit, though - dressed in Peacocks' finest by the look of her :(
moon park Thu, 31/03/2011 - 14:15
If Konnie Huq was a TV show, her old man would be up in arms moaning about the dire presentation. How can such an attractive girl be so hopeless when it comes to clothes? And what was Alex Reid doing there? Wasn't he meant to be on the verge of drinking weed killer? Someone ought to tell The Samaritans that a goodie bag and a free canape are all you need to prevent a suicide.
PuddyTwat Thu, 31/03/2011 - 13:30
Shouldn't this awards ceremony have been for vile footwear?
There's mostly winners in those pics.
Clearly, someone at River Island had a sale.
BLEURGH.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 31/03/2011 - 13:07
LIKE!!!
mrsmoley Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:47
She looks like Jim Carey in the mask without the green.....fucking terrifying !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:33
Lee Ryan's waistcoat looks to have been fashioned out of some hitherto unknown element. Nice one, Lee.

Also, Rachael Flintoff has a touch of meth-face. Or maybe her spirit has been broken. Either way, I give it six months before Freddie's found knuckle deep in an overly-tanned fifteen year old.
rude dog Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:05
Christ, Lauren Goodger has actually got a nice arse. What a shocker.

Think I need a lie down
Raging Hardon Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:04
what the fuck is going on with Katona´s face???
mrsmoley Thu, 31/03/2011 - 10:52
Nice pit stains, Katona.
slug Thu, 31/03/2011 - 10:32

Nice pit stains, Katona.
slug Thu, 31/03/2011 - 10:32
what the fuck is going on with Katona´s face???
mrsmoley Thu, 31/03/2011 - 10:52
Christ, Lauren Goodger has actually got a nice arse. What a shocker.

Think I need a lie down
Raging Hardon Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:04
Lee Ryan's waistcoat looks to have been fashioned out of some hitherto unknown element. Nice one, Lee.

Also, Rachael Flintoff has a touch of meth-face. Or maybe her spirit has been broken. Either way, I give it six months before Freddie's found knuckle deep in an overly-tanned fifteen year old.
rude dog Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:05
She looks like Jim Carey in the mask without the green.....fucking terrifying !
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:33
LIKE!!!
mrsmoley Thu, 31/03/2011 - 11:47
Shouldn't this awards ceremony have been for vile footwear?
There's mostly winners in those pics.
Clearly, someone at River Island had a sale.
BLEURGH.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 31/03/2011 - 13:07
If Konnie Huq was a TV show, her old man would be up in arms moaning about the dire presentation. How can such an attractive girl be so hopeless when it comes to clothes? And what was Alex Reid doing there? Wasn't he meant to be on the verge of drinking weed killer? Someone ought to tell The Samaritans that a goodie bag and a free canape are all you need to prevent a suicide.
PuddyTwat Thu, 31/03/2011 - 13:30
Attractive? I'd question that myself - she looks like the human equivalent of gruel, thin, weakly and insipid. I agree with you on the clothes bit, though - dressed in Peacocks' finest by the look of her :(
moon park Thu, 31/03/2011 - 14:15
Blue - your not hard or edgy, your shit. Posing cunts
The Cheddar Thu, 31/03/2011 - 15:49