With stories from: Dlisted, Laineygossip, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife, Anythinghollywood, Celebwarship, ICYDK, INO, Celebrity Dirt, The Blemish, GabbyBabble, AmyGrindhouse and SeriouslyOMG...

We still don't understand what a Volturi guard is Dlisted

Was Lindsay Lohan behind the Graffs smash and grab? Laineygossip

Geri Halliwell makes another bomb PopsugarUK

Joe Francis gone wild! Celebritysmackblog

John Mayer got mugged AmyGrindhouse

The Romanian people must've seen Madonna's new video Yeeeah

Megan Fox wears stripper shoes Socialitelife

Lily Allen does blonde - still a knobber Anythinghollywood

Someone impresses Shania much Incaseyoudidntknow

Smell like a Kardashian INO

Kelly Osbourne rats out her mum SeriouslyOMG

Mischa Barton had a REALLY bad toothache Gabbybabble

Someone is interested in Jason Biggs  TheBlemish