With stories from: Dlisted, PopEater, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife, Anythinghollywood, Celebwarship, ICYDK, INO, Celebrity Dirt, The Blemish, GabbyBabble, AmyGrindhouse and SeriouslyOMG...

Heidi Klum need an Imodium  Yeeeah

Jessica Simpson wants an intelligent man (to replace Daisy) Dlisted

Kylie does the Paris-eye PopsugarUK

Heidi and Spencer should've dressed up as themselves Celebritysmackblog

... But no one else did Anythinghollywood

Three seconds with Britney AmyGrindhouse

Want to buy Tila Tequila's tits? Allieiswired

Mickey, you're so fine - as per Incaseyoudidntknow

Lindsay Lohan has a new craving INO

Here come Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones... SeriouslyOMG

The cheek of Miranda Kerr Gabbybabble

Yep, Federline is still fat TheBlemish