With stories from: Dlisted, Laineygossip, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife, Anythinghollywood, Celebwarship, ICYDK, INO, Celebrity Dirt, The Blemish, GabbyBabble, AmyGrindhouse and SeriouslyOMG...

Pedobear - your cousin is stalking Miley Cyrus... Dlisted

Can't Gwyneth Paltrow just PISS OFF Laineygossip

Jordan getting married? PopsugarUK

George Clooney's new "girlfriend" at the beach Celebritysmackblog

Sienna Miller (understandably) hates her GI Joe doll Yeeeah

Kevin Overfederline's show to be about him being a fatty? AmyGrindhouse

Sugababes to (sell) crack (in) America? Alliswired

Mark Wahlberg vs Christian Bale... Socialitelife

Halle Berry pregnant? Anythinghollywood

Eva Mendes loves her curves Incaseyoudidntknow

LiLo goes blonde INO

Roseanne Barr is Hitler? SeriouslyOMG

The hot one from Sopranos is going on Ugly Betty Gabbybabble

Jackass's $6k a month child support TheBlemish