Newspapers and TV stations are planning for Lindsay Lohan's death.

8 Lindsay Lohan killing herself the other day Lindsay Lohan's powdered feet advert Lindsay Lohan and her suspiciously white feet Lindsay Lohan on death's door Lindsay Lohan RIP Lindsay Lohan looking like death advert Lindsay Lohan tells the grim reaper where to go

Lindsay Lohan: not gone but forgotten

R.I.Planning

Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:08 by Mr. HM

After being caught on the "back foot" when Heath Ledger and Brittany Murphy died, media outlets have started preparing a new batch of celebrity obituaries. Top of the list - Lindsay Lohan.

It's common practise for news companies to have these all ready to go (famously, hardly any had a Diana Queen of our hearts one ready) and it looks like they've all spent 30 seconds on google done their homework this time and realised that the biggest car crash on the planet is one Lindsay Lohan.

Is she really the most likely though? Above Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse? Probably. Daft cow can't even hold on to her coke properly anymore.

Funny though, I could have sworn she already died a death on the Alan Carr show the other week.

Lindsay Lohan pictures, R.I.P., Lindsay Lohan

Comments

That tape of her in India could be her obituary. Skank-o-rama queen of farts
koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 07:17
I'd love to have a look at her ginger credentials. Like licking a 9v battery, I imagine
fuckwit Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:11
There's no hiding her ginger credentials
shitthebed Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:48
Former President Lohan dies peacefully in her sleep aged 92 , her husband Keith Richards said "Our new album is a real departure.............."
grange Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:30
and a tape of reggae!
dandyboy Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:36
HM comp time - write it!!!! A bottle of talc and some club classics as a prize.
stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:31
Peaches Geldof's "career", with any luck.
dandyboy Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:41
Hmm let's see -

"Hollywood skank dies from drugs &\or drink overdose \ serious sexual infection"

Job done.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:31

Hmm let's see -

"Hollywood skank dies from drugs &\or drink overdose \ serious sexual infection"

Job done.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:31
Peaches Geldof's "career", with any luck.
dandyboy Tue, 30/03/2010 - 11:41
HM comp time - write it!!!! A bottle of talc and some club classics as a prize.
stella ah trois Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:31
and a tape of reggae!
dandyboy Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:36
Former President Lohan dies peacefully in her sleep aged 92 , her husband Keith Richards said "Our new album is a real departure.............."
grange Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:30
There's no hiding her ginger credentials
shitthebed Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:48
I'd love to have a look at her ginger credentials. Like licking a 9v battery, I imagine
fuckwit Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:11
That tape of her in India could be her obituary. Skank-o-rama queen of farts
koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 07:17