The loving kind
Tue, 11/08/2009 - 15:54 by HM writer

Nicola Roberts was confronted by Louis Walsh's die hard fan Tanya McIntosh as she returned back to the Mayfair hotel, where McIntosh seems to be living while she lusts after Louis all day long. Careful, she'll have that laptop as you're not looking...

  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Marc Jacobs Sunglasses

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:27
  • GUAR = Ginger, Ugly And Repulsive.

    Stella, I have one of those rebellious red scarves with skull and crossbones all over it that the "with-it" parents these days like to clart up on their precocious offspring.... see ya there at The Ivy!!

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:23
  • c

    pumpkiiiinhead Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:24
  • come on dude what does guar stand for ?

    grange Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:31
  • OK, my ID is out. Mr Moly sent me on this mission after I was nasty to Mr Scorpio. But as you can see, I'm enjoying myself. I'm a bit of a looker, don't you think? Hey, Blart, fancy a meet up?! I'll bring the autograph book. You bring the headscarves. x

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:14
  • I like redheads

    What is a GUAR ?

    ginger underneath atop redhead ?

    grange Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:50
  • Don't lock it up it'll cost the taxpayer too much. Shoot it with a boltgun right between the too-close-together eyes.

    pumpkiiiinhead Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:16
  • WTF is a 'GUAR'?
    Ginger _ _ Redheads?
    Please explain. Considering I have 'red hair' - actually it's more towards the 'soft golden apricot' end of the spectrum - I like to keep abreast with new slurs and insults I have to watch out for from colleagues and bastard underprivelidged kids on the street.

    pumpkiiiinhead Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:15
  • Imagines bubs from The Wire pushing round a shopping trolly selling HM t-shirts.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 12/08/2009 - 11:30
  • She probably just uses make-up to make her eyebrows darker to add definition. Many women do.

    fosterprops Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:41
  • For fucks sake Blart, do you live on Bond Girl Island or something?

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:00
  • This old bird is no other than Mr HM's mum that he keeps sending out to drum up another scintillating news story.

    When the novelty has worn off it's his dads turn.

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 08:58
  • Looks more like Willie Nelson to me!!

    erniemilko Wed, 12/08/2009 - 07:46
  • This fucking window licker wants locking up

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 11/08/2009 - 20:28
  • That is not a natural GUAR - no ginger eyebrows = no ginger minge. However she does possess the same ugly qualities of 99% of GUARs...

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:47
  • Axl Rose has let himself go hasn't he? Either that or it's Willie Carson and Claire Balding and I'm shitfaced.

    jiggerycock Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:22
  • Who is this fucking hag?! I see somebody made her a name badge^

    kwebb Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:13
  • Who is this fucking hag?! I see somebody made her a name badge^

    kwebb Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:13
  • Axl Rose has let himself go hasn't he? Either that or it's Willie Carson and Claire Balding and I'm shitfaced.

    jiggerycock Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:22
  • That is not a natural GUAR - no ginger eyebrows = no ginger minge. However she does possess the same ugly qualities of 99% of GUARs...

    Blartmonster Tue, 11/08/2009 - 16:47
  • This fucking window licker wants locking up

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 11/08/2009 - 20:28
  • Looks more like Willie Nelson to me!!

    erniemilko Wed, 12/08/2009 - 07:46
  • This old bird is no other than Mr HM's mum that he keeps sending out to drum up another scintillating news story.

    When the novelty has worn off it's his dads turn.

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 08:58
  • For fucks sake Blart, do you live on Bond Girl Island or something?

    SotC1 Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:00
  • She probably just uses make-up to make her eyebrows darker to add definition. Many women do.

    fosterprops Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:41
  • Imagines bubs from The Wire pushing round a shopping trolly selling HM t-shirts.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 12/08/2009 - 11:30
  • WTF is a 'GUAR'?
    Ginger _ _ Redheads?
    Please explain. Considering I have 'red hair' - actually it's more towards the 'soft golden apricot' end of the spectrum - I like to keep abreast with new slurs and insults I have to watch out for from colleagues and bastard underprivelidged kids on the street.

    pumpkiiiinhead Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:15
  • Don't lock it up it'll cost the taxpayer too much. Shoot it with a boltgun right between the too-close-together eyes.

    pumpkiiiinhead Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:16
  • I like redheads

    What is a GUAR ?

    ginger underneath atop redhead ?

    grange Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:50
  • OK, my ID is out. Mr Moly sent me on this mission after I was nasty to Mr Scorpio. But as you can see, I'm enjoying myself. I'm a bit of a looker, don't you think? Hey, Blart, fancy a meet up?! I'll bring the autograph book. You bring the headscarves. x

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:14
  • come on dude what does guar stand for ?

    grange Wed, 12/08/2009 - 14:31
  • c

    pumpkiiiinhead Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:24
  • GUAR = Ginger, Ugly And Repulsive.

    Stella, I have one of those rebellious red scarves with skull and crossbones all over it that the "with-it" parents these days like to clart up on their precocious offspring.... see ya there at The Ivy!!

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:23
  • She's in the league of fat arsed mums who drive Crispin and Tapioca to school in the 4x4, risibly dressed in trackie bottoms that have been nowhere near a sports centre or running track, or jogging pants that have been as close to jogging as Stephen Hawking

    Marc Jacobs Sunglasses

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 10:27

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