GUAR = Ginger, Ugly And Repulsive.

Stella, I have one of those rebellious red scarves with skull and crossbones all over it that the "with-it" parents these days like to clart up on their precocious offspring.... see ya there at The Ivy!!

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come on dude what does guar stand for ?

OK, my ID is out. Mr Moly sent me on this mission after I was nasty to Mr Scorpio. But as you can see, I'm enjoying myself. I'm a bit of a looker, don't you think? Hey, Blart, fancy a meet up?! I'll bring the autograph book. You bring the headscarves. x

I like redheads

What is a GUAR ?

ginger underneath atop redhead ?

Don't lock it up it'll cost the taxpayer too much. Shoot it with a boltgun right between the too-close-together eyes.

WTF is a 'GUAR'?
Ginger _ _ Redheads?
Please explain. Considering I have 'red hair' - actually it's more towards the 'soft golden apricot' end of the spectrum - I like to keep abreast with new slurs and insults I have to watch out for from colleagues and bastard underprivelidged kids on the street.

Imagines bubs from The Wire pushing round a shopping trolly selling HM t-shirts.

She probably just uses make-up to make her eyebrows darker to add definition. Many women do.

For fucks sake Blart, do you live on Bond Girl Island or something?

This old bird is no other than Mr HM's mum that he keeps sending out to drum up another scintillating news story.

When the novelty has worn off it's his dads turn.

Looks more like Willie Nelson to me!!

This fucking window licker wants locking up

That is not a natural GUAR - no ginger eyebrows = no ginger minge. However she does possess the same ugly qualities of 99% of GUARs...

Axl Rose has let himself go hasn't he? Either that or it's Willie Carson and Claire Balding and I'm shitfaced.