I was looking for some help with parking in central london when I started reading your article here. Who cares about what celebrities wear anyways? They are celebrities and can wear what ever they want:)))

This is like trying to polish a turd. Fucking give up love

Maddeningly itchy suit.
Loving the combover

A ginger fugly in a fugly ginger coat. Can someone tell me what she - and, indeed, the rest of those gawky cunts in Gurls Alowd - actually do to deserve the plaudits?

It sure as hell ain't in the beauty stakes....

...possibly fiend

I meant Friend

What Nicola needs is a good freind to tell her what looks good and what doesn't

I think people just mistake her/it for Paul O'Grady

Nicole Roberts must be the Frank Sinatra pop. Not for the voice but for the obvious 'connections'. Cos I don't understand how someone who can't sing, can't dance, isn't interesting or even decent to look at, can prance round town as a star. How does she shine exactly? She's lucky she's not wearing a tabbard working the Toxteth branch of Lidl.

I was but the cream and pelvic floor exercises sorted it out, than God.

you're a veritable walking zeitgeist Jiggery! And put me in the corner for using the fucking word...

I thought it was more a homage to 'Kathy Come Home'

Cultural reference points? I fucking shit 'em!

she can come dressed as a sofa, so long as she keeps focking quiet. where are the dwarf pics?

Collars, cuffs and clothes.
Guars eh?