you can't mistake her biology etc
Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:25 by Metrosexual

Oh dear, Nicola Roberts has always been our favourite Girl Aloud, ever since Louis Walsh said he didn't want her in the group during Pop Stars: The Rivals but this is one wacky look we can't go along with.

Nic showed us her bits and bobs in a see-through top at a Fashion Week (what else) bash at the Natural History Museum.

She was at summat or other called the 30 Days of Fashion and Beauty party which pal KImberly also attended, in an attempt to further her fledgling modeling career.

Poor old Nicola. She looks about 40. She's only 24!

  • Hands a bit on the big side has the hall marks of a ladyboy whos gone to the cheapest surgeon

    carbon cowboy Thu, 24/09/2009 - 00:37
  • I reckon you have to be a high percentage of Down's to get into slebdom these days. What a fucking talentless munter, she's like one of those blow-up dolls, only less realistic. Surefire cert for the Priory in 5 years, why is she always a miserable cunt?

    Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 22:17
  • Looks like she's regretting being talked into wearing that ridiculous fucking get up

    Stramash Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:03
  • Absolutely fucking hideous. And whose hair did she borrow for the evening? It doesn't seem to fit.

    chuckdingo Tue, 22/09/2009 - 13:10
  • I'd still cum all over it

    lonegunman Tue, 22/09/2009 - 12:47
  • holy hell. shes turned into a standard lamp.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 22/09/2009 - 11:48
  • She always reminds me of the alien bint in Mars Attacks.

    Same dopey expression on its face too.

    pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:58
  • Is it me or does she look like some kind of plastic doll? No expression, fake smile, just plain weird. Oh and those pants, aren't they the kind of velor number ladies of a certain size wear around the house whilst watching 'This Morning' and eating bon-bons?? In a larger size of course.

    malachysdad Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:47
  • never mind the top, what's with the trews?

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:37
  • never mind the top, what's with the trews?

    paxtonwhitehead Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:37
  • Is it me or does she look like some kind of plastic doll? No expression, fake smile, just plain weird. Oh and those pants, aren't they the kind of velor number ladies of a certain size wear around the house whilst watching 'This Morning' and eating bon-bons?? In a larger size of course.

    malachysdad Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:47
  • She always reminds me of the alien bint in Mars Attacks.

    Same dopey expression on its face too.

    pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 10:58
  • holy hell. shes turned into a standard lamp.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 22/09/2009 - 11:48
  • I'd still cum all over it

    lonegunman Tue, 22/09/2009 - 12:47
  • Absolutely fucking hideous. And whose hair did she borrow for the evening? It doesn't seem to fit.

    chuckdingo Tue, 22/09/2009 - 13:10
  • Looks like she's regretting being talked into wearing that ridiculous fucking get up

    Stramash Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:03
  • I reckon you have to be a high percentage of Down's to get into slebdom these days. What a fucking talentless munter, she's like one of those blow-up dolls, only less realistic. Surefire cert for the Priory in 5 years, why is she always a miserable cunt?

    Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 22:17
  • Hands a bit on the big side has the hall marks of a ladyboy whos gone to the cheapest surgeon

    carbon cowboy Thu, 24/09/2009 - 00:37

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