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Thu, 12/11/2009 - 15:42 by HM writer
Nicole Kidman's was wearing a dress so low-cut at the Country Music Awards in Nashville last night that she was practically doing a Sarah Brown (not to be confused with the Uchea)

And even husband Keith Urban couldn't help but gawp (or wince?) at her bosoms. But then again, they do begin at his eye level. Perhaps it's just the outcome of all that "raw" and "dangerous" sex they've been having lately...

Kidman is set to star in a film as Gwyneth Paltrow's husband, taking on the role of Danish artist Einar Wegener who was born a man but went on to become a woman, the world's first post-op transsexual. But was she still in costume last night??

Also at the CMAs were Taylor Swift, who beat Urban to pick up three awards, Carrie Underwood in hotpants so short you could practically see her, er, underwood (sorry) and Kid Rock... (You're welcome).

  • He means it, man.

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 19:28
  • pic 7 - beautiful and sensual

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 12/11/2009 - 16:35
  • "Talk to the eyes, Keith, talk to the eyes"

    She's got a real hang up about going out with guys taller than her, hasn't she? Overrated twat

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 16:24
  • "Talk to the eyes, Keith, talk to the eyes"

    She's got a real hang up about going out with guys taller than her, hasn't she? Overrated twat

    Blartmonster Thu, 12/11/2009 - 16:24
  • pic 7 - beautiful and sensual

    paxtonwhitehead Thu, 12/11/2009 - 16:35
  • He means it, man.

    dandyboy Thu, 12/11/2009 - 19:28

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