Nicole Richie has called her baby Sparrow. Tut.

Nicole Richie calls child Sparrow

Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:01 by Metrosexual

Sparrow! Honestly...

The poor bastard's full name is Sparrow James Midnight Madden. What kind of a start in life is that?

He's got enough on his plate anyway what with a mother like that and his dad's that Joel Madden out of Good Charlotte.

They've already got a daughter called Harlow Winter Kate Madden.

Won't someone think of the children?!

Other wacky baby names include:

Princess Tiaamii (Jordan and Peter Andre)

Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell)

Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

Kal-El Coppola (Nicholas Cage)

And that's just the tip of the iceberg! Ridiculous!

Comments

She named him after the tiniest, wimpiest, shittest bird there is. She should have called the poor kid after a macho bird, like Hawk. Even Pigeon is better. Or Bluetit.
mynicehat Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:58
she looks like a fucking sparrow!
dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:08
I dunno but it looks like her maternity wear (*vomit*) is called "A Pea-up in a Brewery"
Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 23:02
Who is nicole richie?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 10/09/2009 - 21:41
She should have called the sprog 'Miasis' with her surname. He'd have fucking loved them for that in later life...
Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 17:05

She should have called the sprog 'Miasis' with her surname. He'd have fucking loved them for that in later life...
Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 17:05
Who is nicole richie?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 10/09/2009 - 21:41
I dunno but it looks like her maternity wear (*vomit*) is called "A Pea-up in a Brewery"
Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 23:02
she looks like a fucking sparrow!
dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:08
She named him after the tiniest, wimpiest, shittest bird there is. She should have called the poor kid after a macho bird, like Hawk. Even Pigeon is better. Or Bluetit.
mynicehat Fri, 11/09/2009 - 12:58