As most of London's fun troublemakers seem to be steering clear from awards ceremonies this year we weren't expecting much from the NME Awards after party either. Which is exactly what we got. Not much.

Ok, you can't expect wild and wacky antics from a drunk z-lister at the prestigious Baftas, and possibly also not at the Brits either, but surely someone could do something at the NME awards? It's supposed to be rock music 'n' shit.

Not this year though. Kate Moss got sick, maybe, and didn't make it to the after party. We can't even tell that though, she might just be sad, although we'd probably be sad if we were marrying Jamie Hince too, but not in public. We'd just stare wistfully out of the bay windows in our country mansion, distinctly aware of how quickly time had passed since we last came here with Peter.

Anyway, since there wasn't much vomiting or any kidneys being punctured, we'll give you a quick rundown of who was there at the W Hotel after party, who wasn't there (we won't actually be doing this) and who could have been there (again, not actually doing this).

Most of the T4 crew, past and present, managed to make it along (except for dreamboat Steve Jones), Kenny Goss looked like an electrician turning up for a court hearing, Jarvis Cocker had a walking cane (as if those lads from The Script didn't want to punch him enough already), Jodie Harsh arrived with a pal who looked like Martin Sheen in drag, Nikki Grahame seemed to think she was collecting her worker's compo, Carl Barat wore generic musician's outfit #54 and Ronnie Wood turned up in a stunning carpet.

Here's the list of winners if you missed it, by the way...