NME Awards held, not even Shane McGowan makes it exciting

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Thursday Morning...
Thu, 25/02/2010 - 09:54 by HM writer

Absolutely nothing happened at the Smash Hits NME Awards last night, with the evening looking so dull that it could make a front row seat at this next to these lot seem bearable. Not even Lady Gaga, who won the awards for both Best and Worst Dressed, bothered turning up. And her vagina could saved the night. Results after the jump...

At least McGowan's tongue was a lot cleaner than we had dared to imagine...

Results:

Best British Band - Muse

Best Festival - Glastonbury

Best New Band - Bombay Bicycle Club

Outstanding Contribution To Music - The Specials

Best Dancefloor Filler - La Roux, In For The Kill (Skream remix)

Giving It Back Award - Lily Allen (Twitter ticket treasure hunt)

Best Live Band - Arctic Monkeys

Philip Hall Radar Award - The Drums

Best Live Event - Blur at Hyde Park

Best TV Show - The Inbetweeners

Best International Band - Paramore

Best Track - The Big Pink, Dominos

Best Solo Artist - Jamie T

Best DVD - The Mighty Boosh Live

Best Video - Biffy Clyro, The Captain

Best Album - Kasabian, West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum

Worst Album: Jonas Brothers

Best Album Artwork - Kasabian

Best Website - Muse

Hottest Woman: Karen O

Hottest Male: Matt Bellamy

Best Dressed: Lady Gaga

Worst Dressed: Lady GaGa

Godlike Genius Award - Paul Weller

Guests included Lily Allen, wearing Lady GaGa's hat as a dress, The Specials, Shane McGowan, La Roux and Avid Merrian...

Lily Allen pictures, La Roux, Lily Allen

Comments

  • Errrrmm invitation to paedophilia anybody ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:48

  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at~ A_g_e_m_i_n_g_l_e.c o m ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

    tarafun90 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 03:28

  • Does anyone who isn't a scarf-wearing, expensive-haircutted, box-frame-bespectacled student wanker read NME?

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 21:03

  • What about the NME awards!!! Nothing to say?

    whatthe. Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:53

  • You're not a hypocritical cunt, Mr. HM, just a cunt.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 25/02/2010 - 16:17

  • Point proven?? It's your own doing!!

    guineapig Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:55

  • Someone seems overly defensive I would say

    I'm surprised you care

    mcfuck Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:56

  • :)>? *My chin stroked *

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:50

  • ^^my point proved^^

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:43

  • I think, HM, that they spent so much time on here in the vain hope that things would improve. I know that's why I come here, but the more you come across as a whiny little bitch about it all the more I JUST LITERALLY CAN'T BE ARSED *whinge whinge blah blah yaawwn*

    guineapig Thu, 25/02/2010 - 12:52

  • Because I'm a hypocritical cunt of course!

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:56

  • Also why do you (Mr HM) give a fuck what people say ? as long as they are saying something that means you are getting visitors to the site which in turn means that your advertisers are happy. Why not just accept the fact that some (a lot) of regular users of your site like to come on here and spit bile....does it really matter ? isn't that what HM was founded on ? Oh and if someone constantly makes glaring spelling mistakes (hem-hem Mopsa) then of course they are going to get to pulled up on it, pettiness is all part of the deal with cynical people

    Just my thoughts.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:46

  • nah stella is cool innit.

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:44

  • That's it you're fucked. Pack your bags, pick up all relevant items of personal paraphernalia from your desk & wait for security to escort you to the door.

    But never fear the doors of my church shall never be closed to you, make sure you arrive in time for the ceremonial burning of this weeks Heat, Grazia & Closer mags after which we shall be sacrificing a lamb at the altar of Cheryl x

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:37

  • But there's a difference between people commenting on the stories and boring moaning about how the site "isn't what it used to be etc, you lot are all fucking shit cunts etc". Literally can't be arsed to waste any breath on them to be honest.
    Always struck me as odd that people spent so much time and effort coming onto a site that they blatantly don't like that much.

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:36

  • Yes that is dull. What we need round here is a bunch of loyal followers of HM to comment in a lively fashion on all this so as to fulfill the declared remit of the site to address the world of celebrity with idiocy, bile and general spite. Strangely, such people keep getting banned... x yawn. Goodbye Unseemly. It was lovely knowing you.

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:20

  • Yes that is dull. What we need round here is a bunch of loyal followers of HM to comment in a lively fashion on all this so as to fulfill the declared remit of the site to address the world of celebrity with idiocy, bile and general spite. Strangely, such people keep getting banned... x yawn. Goodbye Unseemly. It was lovely knowing you.

    stella ah trois Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:20

  • But there's a difference between people commenting on the stories and boring moaning about how the site "isn't what it used to be etc, you lot are all fucking shit cunts etc". Literally can't be arsed to waste any breath on them to be honest.
    Always struck me as odd that people spent so much time and effort coming onto a site that they blatantly don't like that much.

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:36

  • That's it you're fucked. Pack your bags, pick up all relevant items of personal paraphernalia from your desk & wait for security to escort you to the door.

    But never fear the doors of my church shall never be closed to you, make sure you arrive in time for the ceremonial burning of this weeks Heat, Grazia & Closer mags after which we shall be sacrificing a lamb at the altar of Cheryl x

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:37

  • nah stella is cool innit.

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:44

  • Also why do you (Mr HM) give a fuck what people say ? as long as they are saying something that means you are getting visitors to the site which in turn means that your advertisers are happy. Why not just accept the fact that some (a lot) of regular users of your site like to come on here and spit bile....does it really matter ? isn't that what HM was founded on ? Oh and if someone constantly makes glaring spelling mistakes (hem-hem Mopsa) then of course they are going to get to pulled up on it, pettiness is all part of the deal with cynical people

    Just my thoughts.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:46

  • Because I'm a hypocritical cunt of course!

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 11:56

  • I think, HM, that they spent so much time on here in the vain hope that things would improve. I know that's why I come here, but the more you come across as a whiny little bitch about it all the more I JUST LITERALLY CAN'T BE ARSED *whinge whinge blah blah yaawwn*

    guineapig Thu, 25/02/2010 - 12:52

  • ^^my point proved^^

    Mr. HM Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:43

  • :)>? *My chin stroked *

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:50

  • Someone seems overly defensive I would say

    I'm surprised you care

    mcfuck Thu, 25/02/2010 - 14:56

  • Point proven?? It's your own doing!!

    guineapig Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:55

  • You're not a hypocritical cunt, Mr. HM, just a cunt.

    dennisnilsen Thu, 25/02/2010 - 16:17

  • What about the NME awards!!! Nothing to say?

    whatthe. Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:53

  • Does anyone who isn't a scarf-wearing, expensive-haircutted, box-frame-bespectacled student wanker read NME?

    retrovertigo Thu, 25/02/2010 - 21:03

  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at~ A_g_e_m_i_n_g_l_e.c o m ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.

    tarafun90 Fri, 26/02/2010 - 03:28

  • Errrrmm invitation to paedophilia anybody ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:48

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