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Mon, 26/10/2009 - 09:52 by Mr. HM

I understand that Halloween is a major deal in the US - but for the love of God - WTF is Miley Cyrus' little sister wearing?

At least in England the women wearing the obligatory 'saucy witch' or 'sexy black cat' are over the age of consent - which is more than can be said for Noah Cyrus, sister of Miley and daughter of Billy-Ray, aged NINE :(

Disney magazine have refused to print the pictures, as they make her resemble an "adult dominatrix".

Vampire Dorothy is a stroke of genius though - an original take on the "supposed to look scary, but also obviously need to show my tits off" look that troubles many a woman at the end of October.

I'm off to look at Trading Places clips on Youtube. I may be some time (ps. WTF is Kooza Icon?)

  • WTF is Daryll Hannah wearing?? Stella McCartneys dresses are almost as bad as her old man's solo music.

    CockaHoop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:49
  • What's with all the girls with boys names in this album? Jamie, Ryan...NOAH?

    Noah Cyrus is an ugly kid, no wonder he's having to resort to dressing her as a hooker.

    belladonnaanodyne Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:36
  • Billy Ray is just the mullet version of Mitch Winehouse and Michael Lohan. But with just that bit more creepy content, know where I'm coming from?

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:19
  • Fucking hell, are there any lengths Billy Ray WON'T go to in order to pimp out his gormless, chipmunk-faced kids?

    retrovertigo Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:40
  • Fucking hell, are there any lengths Billy Ray WON'T go to in order to pimp out his gormless, chipmunk-faced kids?

    retrovertigo Mon, 26/10/2009 - 16:40
  • Billy Ray is just the mullet version of Mitch Winehouse and Michael Lohan. But with just that bit more creepy content, know where I'm coming from?

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:19
  • What's with all the girls with boys names in this album? Jamie, Ryan...NOAH?

    Noah Cyrus is an ugly kid, no wonder he's having to resort to dressing her as a hooker.

    belladonnaanodyne Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:36
  • WTF is Daryll Hannah wearing?? Stella McCartneys dresses are almost as bad as her old man's solo music.

    CockaHoop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:49

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