Nobody wants to go to Katie Price and Alex Reid's wedding, not even Dane Bowers

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Why on earth does nobody want to go to their wedding blessing?

The Price isn't right

Sun, 20/06/2010 - 11:00 by

First one of the country's finest comedians gets caught taking drugs, then one of the country's finest couples split up and now we hear that everyone's been turning down their invites to the celebrity wedding (blessing) of the year... How are we supposed to enjoy the rest of our Sunday now after all this depressing news?

Poor Katie and Alex.

All they wanted to do was to celebrate the happiest day of thier lives in the presence of all their loved ones (and maybe a couple of A-list celebs and an entire camera crew) but, for some bizarre reason, none of their guests want to go!

The pair had invited a whole bunch of famous faces to try and make the televised event worth watching and worth ITV's six hundred grand. However, they've already had their invites turned down by the likes of Simon Cowell, Davina McCall and... wait for it... Dane Bowers!

When asked by reporters whether he was going to DJ at the do as requested, Dane replied:

"It depends on whether I'm free."

Basically what Dane is trying to say is that he had planned to stay in with a Pot Noodle and a repeat of Hole In The Wall that night.

The best bit? The only person who we know who has confirmed their invitation is Michelle Heaton.

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Comments

He could really launch himself into stardom by jilting her at the altar.

Forget all the dignity-phobic press stunts - if he fucked the wedding off and showed up in Brighton on his wedding night with a couple of ladyboys flipping the middle finger to the paparazzi, the whole nation would love him for it.
pandakiller Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:05
He really hasn't worked it out has he? He has that gormless look of the kid who keeps putting his fingers in the electrical socket and wonders why it hurts
koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 15:55
I'm willing to bet you fifty quid that Alex Reid doesn't even want to go to the wedding blessing. When you are a serious celebrity chaser it must come as a bit of a surprise to find you've married the most detested fat titted fuckwit in Britain.
Urfugginjokin Mon, 21/06/2010 - 13:19
That's brought back the image of her galloping bareback off a cliff...
stella ah trois Mon, 21/06/2010 - 11:19
I've read this twice and sincerely hope you are not talking about me Huxy! Those pictures were entirely photoshopped.
stella ah trois Mon, 21/06/2010 - 11:19
Thank God! I was REALLY WORRIED something TERRIBLE might have happened to her!!!!
huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 10:07
Worm....where have you been ????

I was worried x
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:41
I'm sorry Slug, maybe you and the lovely Stella should consider moving sharpish. It is definitely chavvy enough for her up here but she'd still definitely stand out more here than in Greater Manchester- Deansgate on a Saturday night always used to be rammed full of orange skinned harridans, faces so botoxed that they had all the expressive abilities of a pancake and fake tits squeezed into the tiniest piece of Versace that would allow them to go out without being arrested for obscenity. She'd pretty much go unnoticed there. which I imagine is not her intention.The foul hag.
huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:33
Yep she's a fucking preying mantis that one...
erniemilko Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:18
It's worse than you think, Huxy. She's spreading her evil little tentacles further and further, and has actually crossed the border into a new county. Pull up the drawbridge, she'll be crossing the Mersey in search of fresh victims in no time.
slug Mon, 21/06/2010 - 08:47
Well, if you will live in a nice place like West Sussex, Slug. We have the same problem with Liverpool footballers and gangsters moving here, if it is any comfort.
huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:55
Oh for fuck's sake, apparently she's only gone and moved to the village practically next next to where I live. That's fucking guaranteed to crash property prices.
slug Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:38
Dont forget she did move to the USA at one point where she was barely reckognised and diddnt get work because there were a billion other prettier tarts around. Anyone that goes to this wedding represents desperation with a capitol D. Alex I hope you make allot of money out of this adventure even if you do have to marry gumby. NEWS OF THE WORLD hate katey price and most of the readers comments are the same which is they are all bored of her and want her banished from the papers!
dancingworm Mon, 21/06/2010 - 02:01
Take the hint - nobody wants to be associated with "Brand Katy".

You're barely hitting the News of the World website these days, people are bored of even reading about how desperate you have become.

Move to the USA, and live out your remaining days in Florida, where you can get fat and die young. You won't be missed.

Oh and give the kids to Peter Andre. He appears to give a shit about them.
pandakiller Sun, 20/06/2010 - 12:17

Take the hint - nobody wants to be associated with "Brand Katy".

You're barely hitting the News of the World website these days, people are bored of even reading about how desperate you have become.

Move to the USA, and live out your remaining days in Florida, where you can get fat and die young. You won't be missed.

Oh and give the kids to Peter Andre. He appears to give a shit about them.
pandakiller Sun, 20/06/2010 - 12:17
Dont forget she did move to the USA at one point where she was barely reckognised and diddnt get work because there were a billion other prettier tarts around. Anyone that goes to this wedding represents desperation with a capitol D. Alex I hope you make allot of money out of this adventure even if you do have to marry gumby. NEWS OF THE WORLD hate katey price and most of the readers comments are the same which is they are all bored of her and want her banished from the papers!
dancingworm Mon, 21/06/2010 - 02:01
Oh for fuck's sake, apparently she's only gone and moved to the village practically next next to where I live. That's fucking guaranteed to crash property prices.
slug Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:38
Well, if you will live in a nice place like West Sussex, Slug. We have the same problem with Liverpool footballers and gangsters moving here, if it is any comfort.
huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 07:55
It's worse than you think, Huxy. She's spreading her evil little tentacles further and further, and has actually crossed the border into a new county. Pull up the drawbridge, she'll be crossing the Mersey in search of fresh victims in no time.
slug Mon, 21/06/2010 - 08:47
Yep she's a fucking preying mantis that one...
erniemilko Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:18
I'm sorry Slug, maybe you and the lovely Stella should consider moving sharpish. It is definitely chavvy enough for her up here but she'd still definitely stand out more here than in Greater Manchester- Deansgate on a Saturday night always used to be rammed full of orange skinned harridans, faces so botoxed that they had all the expressive abilities of a pancake and fake tits squeezed into the tiniest piece of Versace that would allow them to go out without being arrested for obscenity. She'd pretty much go unnoticed there. which I imagine is not her intention.The foul hag.
huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:33
Worm....where have you been ????

I was worried x
The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 21/06/2010 - 09:41
Thank God! I was REALLY WORRIED something TERRIBLE might have happened to her!!!!
huxylady Mon, 21/06/2010 - 10:07
I've read this twice and sincerely hope you are not talking about me Huxy! Those pictures were entirely photoshopped.
stella ah trois Mon, 21/06/2010 - 11:19
That's brought back the image of her galloping bareback off a cliff...
stella ah trois Mon, 21/06/2010 - 11:19
I'm willing to bet you fifty quid that Alex Reid doesn't even want to go to the wedding blessing. When you are a serious celebrity chaser it must come as a bit of a surprise to find you've married the most detested fat titted fuckwit in Britain.
Urfugginjokin Mon, 21/06/2010 - 13:19
He really hasn't worked it out has he? He has that gormless look of the kid who keeps putting his fingers in the electrical socket and wonders why it hurts
koshmar Tue, 22/06/2010 - 15:55
He could really launch himself into stardom by jilting her at the altar.

Forget all the dignity-phobic press stunts - if he fucked the wedding off and showed up in Brighton on his wedding night with a couple of ladyboys flipping the middle finger to the paparazzi, the whole nation would love him for it.
pandakiller Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:05