Noel Fielding black and blue on night out in east London

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Noel Fielding at Vibe club

The Mighty Bosh

Fri, 14/08/2009 - 10:05 by HM writer

Who's given Noel Fielding a beating within an inch of his life? (We've got our alibi covered). Fielding was looking black and blue and yellow and a bit pink as he left Vibe on Brick Lane...

Could have been Courtney Love? The pair seem to spend a lot of time together when she's in the UK, but nobody wants to be around her when she gets cross.

Could it have been ex-convict and twice charged with assault, Jack Tweed, who was also out and about in Brick Lane last night?

Could it have been Bob Geldof? Fielding is reportedly going out with his young daughter, Pixie (*shudders*) who is nearly 20-years-his junior...

Or was it just an angry lynch mob?

Well don't worry, it wasn't any it wasn't any of the above. Fielding is free from harm and bruising and it was just make-up that the comedian was wearing after a performance with Dave Brown as Doctor and the Pencil (you guys!) as part of Brown's DJ set. Someone could have least given him a gentle shove off the table (pic 6)...

Noel Fielding pictures, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding

Comments

Fuckin hell !! if you dont like him stop posting such shit stories!! everyone knows he was beaten up by chavs why do people have to be so mean to him? Dont like him, dont look at him !!!
MRSNOELFIELDING Wed, 28/04/2010 - 22:52
I think he's gorgeous.
medusa Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:55
Cheers Blart, knowledge is power!
unclebullshit Sat, 15/08/2009 - 15:46
Couple of sharpened sovereign rings and some doctored car keys help a bit, uncle...
Blartmonster Sat, 15/08/2009 - 12:03
There's no way anyone could attack him and leave his throat completely unmarked, its a no-brainer. If you want the job done properly etc....*inserts matchstick between Stanley blades*
unclebullshit Sat, 15/08/2009 - 10:03
Yes.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 14/08/2009 - 22:57
His skin/teeth colour ratio is very badly wrong. He looks like a negative of Jordan.
pennycentury Fri, 14/08/2009 - 18:57
Oh Jenny - thank Christ you told us. I was SO worried....
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 17:50
don't be daft - it's make-up.
piratejenny Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:16
don't be daft - it's make-up.
piratejenny Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:16
No.44 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching". Overrated twat
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 11:09
Has nobody noticed that he is quite monstrously ugly? All the time. Ugly as a bag of spanners.
Boffer Fri, 14/08/2009 - 10:35

Has nobody noticed that he is quite monstrously ugly? All the time. Ugly as a bag of spanners.
Boffer Fri, 14/08/2009 - 10:35
No.44 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching". Overrated twat
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 11:09
don't be daft - it's make-up.
piratejenny Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:16
don't be daft - it's make-up.
piratejenny Fri, 14/08/2009 - 13:16
Oh Jenny - thank Christ you told us. I was SO worried....
Blartmonster Fri, 14/08/2009 - 17:50
His skin/teeth colour ratio is very badly wrong. He looks like a negative of Jordan.
pennycentury Fri, 14/08/2009 - 18:57
Yes.
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 14/08/2009 - 22:57
There's no way anyone could attack him and leave his throat completely unmarked, its a no-brainer. If you want the job done properly etc....*inserts matchstick between Stanley blades*
unclebullshit Sat, 15/08/2009 - 10:03
Couple of sharpened sovereign rings and some doctored car keys help a bit, uncle...
Blartmonster Sat, 15/08/2009 - 12:03
Cheers Blart, knowledge is power!
unclebullshit Sat, 15/08/2009 - 15:46
I think he's gorgeous.
medusa Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:55
Fuckin hell !! if you dont like him stop posting such shit stories!! everyone knows he was beaten up by chavs why do people have to be so mean to him? Dont like him, dont look at him !!!
MRSNOELFIELDING Wed, 28/04/2010 - 22:52