Noel Fielding gives us the one finger salute on night out at Grouchos

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Noel Fielding at the Groucho Club

Mighty twat

Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:34 by HM writer

Could Noel Fiedling slowly becoming HM's new Johnny Borrell (our visual representation for a giant cock)? And it's funny because he actually incites that exact same feeling from us too...

Last time we saw Noel, he was apparently bumping uglies with Pixie Geldof, not too long after apparently bumping uglies with Peaches, and was attempting to hide their 'love' from the paps as they left the Groucho and hid in a cab together. Unfortunately, that gruesome twosome just wasn't meant to be *loses lunch*.

Noel, who seems to have not changed his outfit for about two and a half years, was with a male companion as he left the Groucho Club (where else?) last night.

We wouldn't want to be in the same room once he finally removes those silver boots...

Noel Fielding

Comments

Any man can get ass as long as he's funny. Just look at Woody Allen (pre Soon Yi).
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:28
He just doesn't look... clean. What's with all the scummy blokes that seem to attract fanny? Are they all after a bout of chlamydia or some other STI? You can count Brand and Doherty in there somewhere....
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:10
My lady bits would wilt at the very thought of his green toothedness 'laughing' me into bed?!?? Oi Fielding! No!
sarahleone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 16:04
Aaaghh i'm so frightened by his fizzog i may not sleep for a week...
malachysdad Tue, 29/09/2009 - 15:25
Prob because he's unthreatening and amusing. There was always one bloke at school like that and all his friends were girls. They'd usually come in wearing something they had made on mufty day.
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:57
A lot of women fancy this man and he does get a lot of fanny, so no i don't agree that he is the planet's ugliest man, with the likes of Mark Croft and Alex Reid knocking about, I would rather bone Fielding, oh and let's not forget his gingerness, Mick Hucknall, yak!

Fielding may not be to everyone's taste, yes he has twiglets for legs, but there is something about him which women like, so go on give the man a break, he hasn't committed murder or wrecked anyone's life.

Who is that woman hiding from the camera? That's more important.
scone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:46
oh very mature. is that your IQ, is it? eh? EH?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:21
A face you just couldn't get tired of punching,what a cunt!
nikbear Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:47
His mate looks like Matthew Kelly.
Repugnant Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:37
Come on now- lets start the debate- is it possible that there exists on this planet an uglier man that him? If you want to join in I need proof- Doherty is a close runner at no.2 if that helps.............
the flange Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:33

Come on now- lets start the debate- is it possible that there exists on this planet an uglier man that him? If you want to join in I need proof- Doherty is a close runner at no.2 if that helps.............
the flange Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:33
His mate looks like Matthew Kelly.
Repugnant Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:37
A face you just couldn't get tired of punching,what a cunt!
nikbear Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:47
oh very mature. is that your IQ, is it? eh? EH?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:21
A lot of women fancy this man and he does get a lot of fanny, so no i don't agree that he is the planet's ugliest man, with the likes of Mark Croft and Alex Reid knocking about, I would rather bone Fielding, oh and let's not forget his gingerness, Mick Hucknall, yak!

Fielding may not be to everyone's taste, yes he has twiglets for legs, but there is something about him which women like, so go on give the man a break, he hasn't committed murder or wrecked anyone's life.

Who is that woman hiding from the camera? That's more important.
scone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:46
Prob because he's unthreatening and amusing. There was always one bloke at school like that and all his friends were girls. They'd usually come in wearing something they had made on mufty day.
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:57
Aaaghh i'm so frightened by his fizzog i may not sleep for a week...
malachysdad Tue, 29/09/2009 - 15:25
My lady bits would wilt at the very thought of his green toothedness 'laughing' me into bed?!?? Oi Fielding! No!
sarahleone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 16:04
He just doesn't look... clean. What's with all the scummy blokes that seem to attract fanny? Are they all after a bout of chlamydia or some other STI? You can count Brand and Doherty in there somewhere....
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:10
Any man can get ass as long as he's funny. Just look at Woody Allen (pre Soon Yi).
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:28